WAKE UP BABE RYVERBIND POSTED AGAIN

NO CRITICISM He has no ulterior motives (wants to give him the shits)

im going to shit your pants /th

R.I.P. Sally Face, you would've loved Jojo Siwa...

Size difference jumpscare

wwho are these people sorry im old 😭

you have destroyed me

sal fisher | headcanons

1. bony, a bit underweight, little to no muscle but can still take someone down

2. super fast metabolism (skipping meals can make him lose weight too quick)

3. i feel like he was born with blonde hair but dyed it blue, and his dad dyed his hair too to try to be closer to his son

4. favorite bands were probably red hot chili peppers and the cure before discovering metal

5. an amazing poet. keeps a diary of his works. will show you if you ask (if you even find out, that is.)

6. sings like an angel. sounds like mat kerekes of citizen (listen to 'yellow love' or 'jet')

7. is cool being misgendered. likes the idea of being a boy and a girl. probably gender-fluid (male+)

8. not necessarily asexual, but more like an unsure virgin. (but definitely bi-curious)

9. hopeless romantic. always wanted his life to turn into a sappy john hughes film

10. has harry potter level sass but is too nice to act it out

11. having a prosthetic on throughout most of his day can build up bacteria. Very committed to skincare because of this

12. loves horror movies, except where the villian is ugly/deformed. he hates the idea of if he ever decides to show his face, people will run the other direction just like in those movies. (soft boi is not a monster)

13. he makes mixtapes. mostly for himself, but has made custom ones for close friends.

14. will drop everything for scooby doo. even though he is still traumatized, he could never let go of the show that his mom and him would watch every saturday morning. (sometimes catches himself before looking to his side and asking "mom did you see that??")

15. has a collection of glass eyes. when he's feeling it, he'll choose different colored irises to match his outfit

otp

yaoi boys kissing

maybe when it heals,,

sally i got a BRIDGE piercing today sally it was so nice

"Oh! Can I see?" 😯

Wattpad

where the moon hides / sally face

y/n moves to nockfell and notices the town isn't as quiet as it seems. at least she has some cool new friends, right? t...

@sjsjsjsjsjs12 HERE SORRY

BABAHAHAHHAHHA

god i fucking need him so bad you guys dont understand

yeah😞

erm bazinga

Sheldon?

i just read the worst SF fanfic of my fucking life, it was so bad i couldnt put it down