Bluephoric - Dont Look At My Ao3 History

good thing he's already in a cemetery

i was reminiscing about my quarantine era obsessions so i had to draw my #1 babygirl of 2020

yeah😞

erm bazinga

Sheldon?

status update hope my next breath is my last 🫶

please tell me i'm not the only one who thinks he's beekeeping age 😵‍💫

I hope he does! its a very pleasant experience

larry im gonna tell you a secret larry okay larry the secret is i love licking 9v batteries larry its so fun have you tried it have you ever tried licking 9v batteries

"Never thought about it dude." *Tries not to laugh*

have you ever thought about the creatures

I AM the fucking creatures. When I die I will be a corpse on the side of the highway baby! and when you drive by you won't say "oh my god that's a person" you will say "aww poor little bugger" like you would when you see a dead Racoon.

GODDD I NEED TO DISSOLVE HIM IN A VAT OF ACID YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND

doodles figuring out how to draw my favourite rockstar

in my head ghost is an actual 80s cult band in the sf universe and noone can convince me otherwise

sally face more like lobotomy face

Ancient Sally Face fanart teehee

i hate shipping things it makes me feel like one of those mormons who show up at peoples front doors all "have you heard the good word" and shit 😭🙏