Bluesamurai2000 - Personal Blog For Humor

Happy Pride fr

They look like giant Burritos.

If you’re having a bad day, remember that in 16th century Baltic Germans dressed like this:

HB is great at terrorizing kids into good bee behavior

Why does this image perfectly sum up Bojack Horsemen without spoiling anything?!

*After explaining Piñatas to an alien at my Cousin-once removed’s birthday party.* Alien: So let me get this straight, you make a complex sculpture out of paper, fill it with sweets, and then destroy it with a stick? Me: Yeah pretty much! Alien: Barbarians, all of you!

My cat in the bathtub.

i think i speak for all non-brits when i say. what the actual fuck.

You know, there's nothing to suggest the protagonist of Slay the Princess isn't a lady or non binary. Just because all of the voices in their head are masculine, doesn't mean they are.

A n d Y o u c a n h a v e i t a l l My e m p i r e O f D i r t.

I need this fic.

"Omg Julie is keeping Frank and Eddie apart!" "Julie would be jealous/possessive/'yandere'!"

Fools! Julie would catch one whiff of her best friend having a crush on the mailman and orchestrate so many fanfic-level situations to try and get them together with increased fervour and getting more and more convoluted as time goes on.