EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS MASTERPIECE OF A POSTER

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Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

As an autistic person who was OBSESSED with Scooby Doo when I was younger, the new show Velma is NOT how you do a darker reboot of a beloved franchise aimed at both kids and adults.

They could have done a way better job at making a Scooby Doo show that handles dark and adult topics but that's not what we got. Instead, we got a show with the entire franchise and it's characters butchered, the jokes are lame, forced representation and more topics handled unrespectfully.

Look, I love Scooby Doo but man does the new show leave a stain on the franchise.

AND THEY FUCKING CALLED IT THAT

Before we hit 4th of July...

Listen. I know our country is in shambles. Our culture has been torn apart. Our government is the enemy of the people. Our institutions are captured by ideologues. Our media and government have been lying to us since before any of us were born. The Constitution has been ripped to shreds. We have long since passed the point where others would have begun throwing tea in the harbor.

I am not proud of where our country is now. We are in decline. I fear for where we are headed.

Independence Day is not a celebration of our government or our leaders. It's also not a celebration of what our country is today. It's not even really a celebration of some long-gone glory days.

Independence Day is two things:

A reminder of what our country was intended to be, that we should not be complacent or satisfied with things as they are now.

A chance to be obnoxious and annoy non-Americans

So starting at about 11pm tonight I will continue my tradition of having scheduled posts publish every hour for the duration of Independence Day.

I don't want to hear all the edgy takes about how terrible our country is. I know. I'm aware. You're not being original. Being disillusioned doesn't make you cool. Just let me have this one day - and maybe let yourself have a little fun with being American.

I came up with a Sonic prompt many of you will find interesting (or not but I'm going to post it here anyway).

Ever since they met in the jungle, Sonic and Infinite have some sort of unsolved tension between them, so they treat their battles as some sort of a twisted game amongst themselves even though they are mortal enemies. Months later, Eggman comes up with a plan to destroy Sonic once and for all but Infinite isn't having it, not when he's secretly struggling with his emotions. Infinite has a plan to fight back but for now he waits for his time to strike.

AKA Infinite betrays Eggman without him knowing because he's in love with this blue hedgehog that he's never seen before and finds him fascinating. But first he has to break free from the Ruby's control before he can do anything.

Maybe after the war, Infinite will finally have his long romantic walk on the beach.

I'm rooting for both Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat btw.

pavlovs dog and scrodingers cat armed with chekhovs gun and occams razor to take down freud. new hit movie coming april 20th 2069

GET SILLY

CAPCUT IS ALSO BANNED?? A SECOND PLANE HAS HIT-

So I read a interview with one of the developers that said that the final boss of Sonic Frontiers, The End is meant to represent how one perceives on what death looks like, and how the moon symbolizes death in some forms of fiction. Basically Sonic battled a lovecraftian entity representing a abstract concept none of us can comprehend.

This reminds me of the wasted potential Infinite had. Infinite represented a concept that nobody could comprehend, which is infinity. People not comprehending infinity is one of the main themes in cosmic horror so it would have been cool if the developers inserted that theme into Sonic Forces.

The End 🤝 Infinite

Representing abstract concepts