AND IT ONLY TOOK 6 PULLS-

I AM GOING ABSOLUTELY FERAL OVER THIS SHOT. BOWSER CAN ACTUALLY PLAY THE PIANO!?

I bet this is where Bowser is going to have his flashy musical number about being all evil and stuff. I'm going to lose it (If it's the final boss music from Super Mario 64)

"step further and I'll make you fertilizer"

D I C

IM THE MARIO

eat. your. arms.

and then again,

GOGAGUGUAHGH GADI GTO THE MARIO

I. Am. God.

and then you know,

cOME ON, ITS TIME TO GO EAT THE DARIO

DOOD DO DO DO DOOTadduh

JUST, LIKE, THAT!

A Willy Wonka pop-up event in Glasgow had attendees calling the police after they paid £35 and the event didn’t deliver what was promised.

Event goers were promised a whimsical adventure all themed around something Willy Wonka might create in his factory.

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The keen-eyed amongst you might have noticed something a little bit…wrong.

Imagnation Lab. Encherining Entertainment. Catgacating. Live perforrmances. Cartchy tunes. Exarserdray lollipops. And my favourite “A pasadise of sweets teats”

But what did the event actually look like? WELL.

Feel like the marketing team got a bit carried away.

NO FREAKING WAY THE MARIO MOVIE ACTUALLY DID IT. THEY USED THE SUPER SHOW THEME

you know what to do @mezzorizahawkeye

I'm utterly obsessed with this game so much, so here's my cool WuWa profile.

had no idea what i wanted this 2 be and its obvious but YEAG... boy

Happy anniversary of the day that I met Sephiroth! 🖤🪶

“Sephiroth is coming to smash” has the same syllables as “Santa Claus is coming to town” and i expect y'all to adjust accordingly

Apparently, according to Ian Flynn and the higher-ups, Sonic Prime takes place after the old advance games in canon, WHICH DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE BY THE WAY.

-Orbot and Cubot didn't exist during that time frame yet in Sonic Prime they are there for some reason

- The master emerald isn't even referenced once

-Sonic isn't even aware that there's a fucking robot copy of him because he clearly was shocked by the existence of a alternative robot Sonic in one episode. Like huh?????? Bitch you have a whole ass metallic doppelganger out for your blood yet your shocked by existence of a robot version of you????

Unless Metal Sonic got thanos snapped out of existence, there's no way that Sonic didn't know that there's a robot version of him when Prime takes place a long time after Sonic CD and the advance games

Thanks higher ups at SEGA, this is why Sonic Prime should have stayed separate from canon because look at all the inconsistencies!

I'm choosing to believe that Sonic Prime takes place in a separate universe away from the main canon of the games, cause I literally cannot deal with the these things.

Please tell more about your metal sonic au!!

If you want the short version, it's basically "Metal Sonic pulls a Megamind after Sonic's death and takes his place as the new hero"

If you want the long version, then search though my "machina au" or "doppelgänger au" tags on my Tumblr. I will post more about it eventually!