Imagine Meeting God And They're Just Some Fucking Guy.

mr. acula, who is working on his PhD,

feeling really normal about city of last chances (2022) by adrian tchaikovsky

The Royal Conservatory; Karnaca

some original art i made after disappearing from the face of the (tumblr) earth

Just put the mental image in my head of the water snails we once had in our aquarium (those brown grey disk shaped ones that grow way bigger than they have any bussines to) aggressively propelling themselves about and hitting the glass with a loud *THUCK*, but then like in Snails back, and I can't stop laughing

Just imagine being in the same room as him and suddenly you hear a loud *THUCK* echoing trough what you assume is his aquarium-back. And when you eventually gather enough courage to ask someone about it they look you dead in the eyes and tell you it's the snails.

evil coworker maintenance hours

i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

Sometimes girlhood is matching hello kitty oodies with your mortal enemy

Orcas are back to wearing fish as hats soo

*tips salmon*

Yeah the human sacrifice altar makes a great showpiece in the lounge