Oh.

if you’ve ever thought i’m standoffish, politely distant, or generally hard to befriend, know in your heart that i’m exactly the same in real life. my neighbours just showed up at my door drunk on Canada Day celebrations and told me how desperate they’ve been to meet me for the past few months and then tried to fix the water pump in my basement

Thanksgiving With Your Extended Family Member Who Has Been Doing Well

Can we bring back cel animation so only psychos can make cartoons again

the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

i need both of these now