The Sexiest Kind Of Man To Exist Is The One Who Doesn't Need To Use Heavy Tiktok Terminology In Order

The sexiest kind of man to exist is the one who doesn't need to use heavy tiktok terminology in order to be funny but knows how to use it casually without coming off as cringy. The ones who don't rely on putting on a blaccent or try to impersonate a racial group to be funny but knows how to perfectly impersonate people's/character's voices to help elivate their joke so damn well.

The ones who have their own way of joking that isn't too much of one thing like sarcastic, literal, horny, random, shocking, cringe, dry, sassy or risky but their humour occasionally dips into a category in like the best way possible.

The ones who are so smooth and clever with their references I genuinely wonder how do they think of something so outlandish but still manage to make it make sense.

The ones who can take what they dish out and have fun throwing digs at each other

Their vocabulary is so strong and vast I occasionally wonder if their pull out game is as strong too.

This is the type of man who typically reject the idea of doing stand-up when they are told they should.

Sound familiar? That's because this type of man is my man and he is the only one left of his kind. I want to bite him OHH MY GOD I WANT TO BITE HIM SO BAD

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9 months ago

“I haven’t shifted yet.”

“It’s been 4 years, why haven’t I shifted yet?”

“I can’t shift.”

Stop. Just stop.

Take a deep breath and just stop.

Flip your thoughts right now. Every time you start to think any thought like this I want you to dismiss it and affirm something positive instead.

“I haven’t shifted-“ Actually, you have shifted.

“I can’t shift” Yes you can. You’re a master shifter.

Your assumptions create your reality. Right now you are living in the reality where your negative assumptions are correct. The second you change your negative assumptions and replace them with positive ones, you are living in the reality where the positive assumptions are correct. It is a choice. It’s your choice.

Let’s put it this way. You’re already choosing to persist in the negative thoughts. Is that working out for you? No. So choose to persist in the positive thoughts instead. Just try it. Watch how fast your shifting journey changes for the better. Trust me.

1 month ago

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The senses shift last

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Reposting because Tumblr flagged the last one

Focus on your internal experience. That is what matters. That is what shifts. Think as your DR self and no one else. If you enter the mental state of your DR self you will enter the physical state of your DRself.

It's ok if you don't feel it yet, it's ok if you hear a sound from your CR, it's ok if you can feel your old bedroom still. It's OK.

Shifting is not a physical process. Your physical body is not what's shifting between realities, your awareness is. Your sight, hearing, taste, feeling, etc, are all a part of your physical body.

What the nerves in your body are experiencing doesn't matter because you are not the nerves, you are not the body, you are the awareness. Your body isn't trying to shift, your mind is.

You are trying to become aware of another reality and therefore what you are experiencing in this one is irrelevant. It doesn't matter what this body experiences it matters what your awareness is experiencing.

Shifting is internal focus on shifting internally.

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If you still don't get it think of it this way:

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If you are sitting down and thinking to yourself about everything see, hear, feel, smell, or taste from your CR, then you are LITERALLY applying the 5 senses method to your CR.

If your method is mainly affirming, so repeating to yourself that you're there, WHAT do you think is happening when you keep telling yourself you're not there? Everything you say is an affirmation. It's not that methods aren't working it's that you are literally applying them in reverse.

It doesn't matter what your senses are telling you because you will shift before they do. It doesn't mean anything unless you tell yourself that it does.

If your senses do not match your mental state stay in the mental state until they do. Do not compromise with shit you don't want.

STAY in the mind of your DRself. That's your only job. Continue to think as if you're there. Continue to think about your life in your DR, continue to occupy the mind of your DRself.

This is what so many people get stuck on. I don't expect you to magically stop experiencing it, it is ok that you felt it. All you have to do is continue to think as if you are in your DR anyway.

Your subconscious will believe what you tell it over what your body is experiencing. Your only goal is to keep telling it that you're in your DR.

Yes you might have heard a loud noise and yes you know it's not from your DR. That doesn't matter. The goal is not to magically un-hear it but to avoid returning to the mental state of your CR self.

It is ok if you can't make yourself believe you're there, you just have to think to yourself as if you are. Think as DR you and no one else.

Essentially, you shift mentally before you feel it physically. Before you experience your desired reality externally you experience it internally.

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2 months ago
Reminder That You Can Shift Anytime, Anywhere, Under Any Condition. It Doesn’t Matter If You’re Exhausted,

reminder that you can shift anytime, anywhere, under any condition. it doesn’t matter if you’re exhausted, if you’re spiralling, if you’ve just remembered an email you forgot to send and now you’re in a fugue state of regret. it doesn’t matter if you’ve put shifting on a pedestal so high it’s getting altitude sickness (even then, a pedestal is just a glorified step stool. kick it over. nothing is above you, nothing is out of reach), or if your brain is complied of intrusive thoughts and mental white noise. you could be in a grocery store queue, on a sinking ship, in the middle of a hostage negotiation. and could still shift.

people love a reason why not. alas, the conditions are not set in stone. they never were. consciousness is liquid gold. it seeps through cracks, it adapts. you don’t need the stars to align. you don’t need the perfect night, the perfect mood, the perfect silence. you need exactly what you already have... a mind.

Reminder That You Can Shift Anytime, Anywhere, Under Any Condition. It Doesn’t Matter If You’re Exhausted,
Reminder That You Can Shift Anytime, Anywhere, Under Any Condition. It Doesn’t Matter If You’re Exhausted,
9 months ago

sometimes, shifting happens when you least expect it

reminding y’all again: my first shift was quite literally when i was doubting shifting the most & didn’t believe in myself at all. i got more negative over time. i was desperate but i was slowly letting go and thinking that maybe i was never meant to shift at all. i even saw people saying having these “blockages” would make me unable to shift, it was hard not to believe, there could not have been another explanation, right? i even told myself i could never shift!

boy was i WRONG

that night, i persisted in the little belief i had left. the belief that i knew was still there, because if it wasn’t i would’ve quit shifting a long time ago and never returned, but it draws me back in each time. it needs me.

i imagined myself in a parallel reality, intended to go there, rolled over, and went to sleep.

that very night, i shifted.

still think it’s hard now?

9 months ago
Holding Each Other
Holding Each Other

Holding each other

1 month ago

౨ৎ MY PERSONAL SHIFTING MINDSET — from a master manifestor

౨ৎ MY PERSONAL SHIFTING MINDSET — From A Master Manifestor
౨ৎ MY PERSONAL SHIFTING MINDSET — From A Master Manifestor
౨ৎ MY PERSONAL SHIFTING MINDSET — From A Master Manifestor

little disclaimer, this is what works for me because it's what i genuinely believe in. it's called a shifting journey because it's up to you to explore what works for you and what doesn't.

after years of practicing the law of assumption i could experience with my own eyes what everyone says online: reality really is malleable, i'm the one that gets to shape it.

how does that work? we all know that persisting = hardening it into a fact. when you persist on an assumption, you'll perceive it as the truth, becoming the reality. in other words — the only reality is what we decide to perceive as reality.

if you perceive yourself as weak, insecure, ugly, poor, etc, that's your reality. if you perceive yourself as kind, confident, beautiful, rich, whatever your desire might be, there you go.

and why? because we are pure consciousness. we are not our physical body.

— okay, izzy, get to the point . . .

right, so what did i do to help me manifest 10 times faster and progress a lot in my shifting journey? i detached myself from my body and from reality in general.

i understood i am simply consciousness and this body is not me, it's a reflection of what i perceive as me. i achieved a mindset that i'm not bound to this body, i'm not chained to it.

anytime i manifest something, i'm simply shifting to a reality where i have my desire. simple as that.

it's funny because because every since i was a kid i had these moments where i looked at myself in the mirror and questioned "is this really me?". i spent so much time living inside my mind that i barely acknowledged my body...

same thing when detaching from reality —

many shifters might have the feeling that when getting to their desired reality, it'll be too easy to come back, way too easy. as if a simple thought about this reality will immediately bring your consciousness here again. like there's a magnet in this reality that will pull you back any instant.

this might be because you still don't fully understand how real your desired reality is. however, i do want you to have that feeling about your cr. understand that there's no magnet here or anywhere, you're the one who decides. you're the one that chooses what to perceive. this reality is merely temporary, just as shapable as your dr.

please note that you do not NEED to detach in order to shift/manifest. it's not a mandatory requirement because there's no such thing when it comes to shifting. there's no step-by-step. (i've said this like 10 times..)

to achieve this mindset, what i did was simply affirm until it became second nature to me, like common knowledge. i implemented it into my daily life, for example, i'd take a completely random moment throughout the day and look around, really observing everything around me and understanding: this is all what i choose to perceive. i'm in control. i'm not chained to this body, i don't belong to it. i'm what i choose to be. reality is only what i decide. etc...

i became really detached to everything. it's freeing, honestly. once i started living with this belief i was less anxious, focusing more on the little things of life instead of being in constant alert mode.

i hope i could help some of you on your manifesting/shifting journey. this was probably my personal "key moment" where i finally realized something that was missing and decided to share with you all! happy shifting <3

9 months ago

you’re gonna shift tonight/today

You’re Gonna Shift Tonight/today
7 months ago

Significant other topic. I miss mine.

When I'm talking about mine, I'm not talking about his version of this reality where he's in a show. When I'm talking about mine, I'm not talking about the actor that plays as him in this reality. When I'm talking about mine, I'm not talking about his other versions where they're other people's significant other.

No, I miss MINE. The one I know, the ONLY version I know who is in my drs. There could be a room full of different versions of him who is other peoples s/o, yet I know that I will recognize mine and run to him immediately. He could be in a different body, different identity in another reality, I would still know it's him. Someone could share the same face as him, but I will know that they're not him.

Everytime I get jealous (which is completely okay and normal to feel) of people shifting for my significant other, I remember that I only truly love mine, not theirs. I could meet his other versions, and there is chance I wouldn't like them. I have seen edits of him, and sometimes I still don't FEEL like he's my s/o, because he's a different version of him in this reality. Similar, yes, I would most likely still care about other versions of him but he's still not him. And I can never get rid of mine out of my heart and head, no matter how similar they are, I only want mine.

I have other versions of myself in different realities who is not in love with him? Doesn't matter. I'm choosing this version of me, I'm choosing to shift to realities where I love him with every being of me. I promise myself that I will protect him in all realities I'll be in.

You could see someone shifting for your s/o and get jealous, but think for a second, would you choose someone's other version of them over yours?

8 months ago
Ferrari Gojo

ferrari gojo

9 months ago

even if you get discouraged you’ll still shift

even if you stop believing for a while you’ll still shift

even if don’t trust yourself or the universe you will still shift

no matter the circumstances, no matter the situation, you can always shift and shifting will always be there. there might be times where you doubt yourself and doubt if it’s real but just know that at the end of the day it’s still there and you have the ability to shift. so go live the life you’re meant to live !!

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