Satoru Sits Completely Flabbergasted When His Wife Who’s Into Astrology Confesses To Him On His Birthday

satoru sits completely flabbergasted when his wife who’s into astrology confesses to him on his birthday that she pursued him not for his looks, wealth, or being the brazen woman he thought you were from the beginning when you were very adamant on going on a date with him ‘till he eventually relented. but because you found out when he was born, did the research, and learned the stars and planets dictated you and him were the perfect cosmic match.

there weren’t many things one could say or do that could make a man like gojo satoru’s jaw drop in disbelief, but his wife was capable of such a feat simply every time she opened her mouth.

you tilt your head up at his silence, and upon glancing at the hilarious expression on his face, you smile. “it’s okay, though! it all worked out in the end and i fell in love with you like the universe had planned.” and how could he be mad at that?

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8 months ago

I SHIFTED TO MY DR.. NO LIKE FOR REAL THIS TIME

the very damn night i let go, stopped overcomplicating shifting, and just took a few deep breaths, then doing what i wanted & thought would work for me while affirming in the background. didn’t listen to subs throughout the day or do anything extra like i usually would, i just did what i felt like doing that night.

after about 4+ years i’m so happy i can say this. finally. it was for a short amount of time and i didn’t really do much but record a few minutes of an episode of a variety show (it was a scene with my s/o) before i got too excited & a little scared so i went back (don’t worry it’s okay to freak out but i chose to go back 😭)

it was lowkey a spooky experience but i’m so glad i can finally say i shifted to the place i’ve wanted to shift to for so long now and i know i can and will do it again and again.

after so much hope that i thought was false and me thinking i can’t shift or that shifting was an inside joke i was never in on and other stuff, i feel better now knowing that it’s real. all of it was real. all the effort i put was worth it. there’s no better feeling than that, really.

shifting is so easy and i know you can do it <3

9 months ago

Opening your eyes in a different reality feels surreal.

Let me start this off by saying that I haven’t fully shifted yet and this post is about a mini shift and how it felt to be in another reality. It always helps motivate me when I think about it so hopefully it can help you too. I feel like people who have mini shifted don’t give themselves enough credit when in reality, YOU DID THAT!!! Also this isn’t much of a story time as much as it is just me kinda chatting about it LMAO.

I’m gonna put in the exact note I typed in my notes app after I shifted. Just keep in mind I was in shock and so excited, so it’s not very well written. This was when the main Dr I was trying to shift to was twilight. (Also pardon my French 🤭)

“I just shifted. Oh my god. It wasn’t to my dr, but I was there and it was real and I knew immediately. It was real. It felt so real. I wasn’t fully grounded yet I don’t think. I fucking shifted. It wasn’t for too long and I wasn’t fully grounded because my alarm took me back. I woke up, the bedding was black and I felt it. Then I stood up and was short, so I knew it wasn’t my dr bc I’m tall in my dr. Then I saw a shadow under the door so I wanted to go out before they walked in bc I thought it was Charlie. Then I left the room and told myself to act natural. I was going to the bathroom but a girl walked out of a bedroom and beat me to the bathroom, and that’s when the alarm went off. Oh my god. I shifted. I shifted.”

It’s impossible to explain how it feels waking up in a different reality. It’s a mix of excitement and a disbelief that it finally happened after so long. It’s like my eyes opened for the first time. There were so many emotions and I was so overwhelmed by everything. I felt my hands touching the fabric of the comforter. I felt the hardwood floors beneath my feet, the metal doorknob in my hand. Even not fully grounded, it felt like I was using my senses for the first time. For as short a time as I was there, I felt so much. It felt so real to me and I didn’t even get to feel how real it could’ve been because I wasn’t grounded all the way. But I’m still ecstatic because I did that.

I think the most ironic part is that I wasn’t even trying. The closest I’ve gotten to shifting was by shutting my brain off and just letting it happen. If I’ve done it before without trying, I can sure as hell do it again. AND IF I CAN DO IT, SO CAN YOU!!

Anywaysss, ty for reading this mess and I hope this can give at least one person some motivation.🫶🏻🫶🏻

5 months ago

your forced belief in yourself is getting you nowhere

Your Forced Belief In Yourself Is Getting You Nowhere

I have met a lot of people in the time that ive been spending in the shifting side of social media, and what I have seen from most people is that they say "I will shift tonight" as a way to manipulate themselves and try to believe instead of having that belief that a shifter needs to improve their own journey

affirmations are for belief, and you need to fully indulge and believe what you are saying. your subconscious cannot do ALL the work for you, that isn't how it works. you need to put in the work of putting down your own insecurities and believing the things you say instead of seeing it as bs you spew out cause you have to. you shouldn't just blindly say "Yeah im shifting tonight!" and think it'll do anything. if you dont believe it or think of it as something that is true, dont say it. you dont have to say it. you can still think of it as an attempt. attempts can be successful.

its become very very common for shifters to fully believe that they have to say those affirmations, but if you dont believe them, it clearly won't.

repeat it in your mind. believe it. know that its true, dont just say it because you believe that you have to.

you will shift.

you can shift without seeing an angel number.

you can shift without saying you will.

you can shift without asking around if you're capable of it.

you can shift.

you will shift.

do you believe it, or do you just say it because everyone else does?

Love, Dior & Zia.

7 months ago

one of the many things gojo satoru loves about being your husband and living together, is that you ask him for help with many mundane things, like if he can reach something for you in the cabinets that are surprisingly high (side note: this one truly is inconvenient for you) or if he can carry the grocery bags that are slightly too heavy.

though one of his favorite things is when you walk up to him with a pretty little smile and a jar that you simply cannot get opened — or so he thinks.

you know exactly what happens when you ask him to do things like this, especially with this simple task.

suddenly his shoulders set wider, chest is slightly puffed out and head is high with a cocky, yet genuine smile. it fuels his ego — makes him feel masculine, sexy, wanted,

like your man — which is all you ever want for your husband who gives you the entire universe.

7 months ago

stop waiting for a shift. you're literally wasting time...

Stop Waiting For A Shift. You're Literally Wasting Time...
Stop Waiting For A Shift. You're Literally Wasting Time...
Stop Waiting For A Shift. You're Literally Wasting Time...

if you were waiting for a "shift".... then what were you being aware of? 🤔

DEFINITELY not your body and DEFINITELY not time, right? :D........ WRONGG!!

pure consciousness is a state of consciousness that's induced, not forced. waiting for a shift to the purest state already makes no sense. you're literally waiting for the 3d to disappear and for darkness to engulf you, when the only way for that to occur, is if your awareness is not on the 3d. time included (ofc, unless you assume otherwise ^^).

y'all are too attached to the 3d!

that's a reoccurring problem in the manifesting and pure consciousness community! y'all constantly want movement to happen in the 3d.

y'all wanna feel "symptoms"

y'all continuously check time

y'all worried about the noise in the background

y'all are too worried about the 3d, and that's why you're still in the awake state!

awake state: aware of 3d and 4d

purest state: aware of 4d only

sleep state: aware of neither 3d nor 4d

when you're inducing pure consciousness, your awareness must only be on the 4d. you shouldn't be wondering about the whens, hows, whats, whys, wheres, and ifs.

waiting for a shift will keep you in the awake state. your state of consciousness will not transition into the purest state, if you're constantly worried or focused on the 3d.

5 months ago
Gojo Showing Up To Save The Day With A Hollow Purple In A Suit Is Something I Didn't Know I Needed
Gojo Showing Up To Save The Day With A Hollow Purple In A Suit Is Something I Didn't Know I Needed
Gojo Showing Up To Save The Day With A Hollow Purple In A Suit Is Something I Didn't Know I Needed

gojo showing up to save the day with a hollow purple in a suit is something i didn't know i needed

8 months ago

i know why you still wake up in your "cr"

this is not aggressive shifting motivation or criticising your self-concept/methods. i have a theory.

if there is no mistake in shifting why do we keep waking up in this reality?

creating a reality is the most basic thing your consciousnesses does. when you go to sleep you'll have expectations about this reality so you'll keep waking up here. you have plans, worries, goals, things that make you want to stay in this reality. because you are curious about the future. plus you don't know otherwise if you never heard about shifting. that's a routine (you can still shift too btw)

so when you command your consciousness to create a reality and make it physical for your senses, why it's not happening?

i am 100% sure there is no mistake in shifting. you shift in the moment. then why it doesn't project on physical plane? i believe your consciousness may take "shifting" as something associated to your current reality. when you are about to wake up and started to open your eyes, your consciousness may choose to make your cr physical because you have a desire/passion/goal in your cr, which is shifting.

consciousness: what reality should i make physical? oh previous reality because i had things to do in there. a goal: i will shift. i have methods because i want to shift. i will try to shift again so i need to wake up in my previous reality.

for your consciousness "being shifted on your cr > waking up in your dr"

i don't have anything else to say. it's not new or groundbreaking info. this is most basic logic of a consciousness i think.

8 months ago

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4 weeks ago

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The senses shift last

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Reposting because Tumblr flagged the last one

Focus on your internal experience. That is what matters. That is what shifts. Think as your DR self and no one else. If you enter the mental state of your DR self you will enter the physical state of your DRself.

It's ok if you don't feel it yet, it's ok if you hear a sound from your CR, it's ok if you can feel your old bedroom still. It's OK.

Shifting is not a physical process. Your physical body is not what's shifting between realities, your awareness is. Your sight, hearing, taste, feeling, etc, are all a part of your physical body.

What the nerves in your body are experiencing doesn't matter because you are not the nerves, you are not the body, you are the awareness. Your body isn't trying to shift, your mind is.

You are trying to become aware of another reality and therefore what you are experiencing in this one is irrelevant. It doesn't matter what this body experiences it matters what your awareness is experiencing.

Shifting is internal focus on shifting internally.

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If you still don't get it think of it this way:

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If you are sitting down and thinking to yourself about everything see, hear, feel, smell, or taste from your CR, then you are LITERALLY applying the 5 senses method to your CR.

If your method is mainly affirming, so repeating to yourself that you're there, WHAT do you think is happening when you keep telling yourself you're not there? Everything you say is an affirmation. It's not that methods aren't working it's that you are literally applying them in reverse.

It doesn't matter what your senses are telling you because you will shift before they do. It doesn't mean anything unless you tell yourself that it does.

If your senses do not match your mental state stay in the mental state until they do. Do not compromise with shit you don't want.

STAY in the mind of your DRself. That's your only job. Continue to think as if you're there. Continue to think about your life in your DR, continue to occupy the mind of your DRself.

This is what so many people get stuck on. I don't expect you to magically stop experiencing it, it is ok that you felt it. All you have to do is continue to think as if you are in your DR anyway.

Your subconscious will believe what you tell it over what your body is experiencing. Your only goal is to keep telling it that you're in your DR.

Yes you might have heard a loud noise and yes you know it's not from your DR. That doesn't matter. The goal is not to magically un-hear it but to avoid returning to the mental state of your CR self.

It is ok if you can't make yourself believe you're there, you just have to think to yourself as if you are. Think as DR you and no one else.

Essentially, you shift mentally before you feel it physically. Before you experience your desired reality externally you experience it internally.

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9 months ago

to low motivated shifters or shifters to have the hardest time believing shifting is real or shifters to have not shifted yet, i have some bullshit that you’ve heard before a thousand times, except i’m gonna say it this time, which will somehow make it different.

you need nothing but yourself.

go to bed every night, only know that you will shift, and sooner or later you will shift.

you don’t need scripts, you don’t need affirmations, you don’t need methods, you don’t need to have a specific DR even.

just have an intent. even if you’re sarcastic about it, like saying, “hm, wouldn’t it be funny if i shifted tonight?” or saying, “i am TOTALLY gonna shift tonight.” or something else like that. even if you don’t have that much belief that shifting is real or anything.

just know you will sooner or later. let your mind say, “sure, yeah, theres a tiny incy wincy possible chance of me shifting tonight, tomorrow, or in the future sometime.”

you don’t even need to try to shift. i’m being for real.

you just gotta have that faint possibility that sooner or later you have a small chance of shifting, and just count on that.

and, yes, sooner or later, you will shift.

okay, that’s all. hopefully it hit different this time.

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