Why Is Texas Called The Lone Star State? 

New Year Bitches!

she is my child i would die for her

art source: ponyui0728

Justin posted the 1956 house he and his wife bought in Jasper, Indiana. It is a complete time capsule. Absolutely NOTHING has been updated or touched.  

Everything is still here- look at the appliances. All original. This is not like the classy expensive updated mid century homes we’ve seen before. 

The furniture has to be the original pieces and sets the previous owners bought. 

The wall hangings are aged.

This is an interesting piece, this bar. 

Look at the bathroom- pink fixtures.

Those lamps!

The master bath has a yellow tub and fixtures.

A 2nd bdm. Even the bedding is vintage.

And, this bath has blue Fixtures. Wow, I would definitely keep them.

More cool lamps and original furniture in the knotty pine family room. 

Wow, look at the built-ins in the office.

The lower floor.

The basement is cool- look at that floor! And, the TV. The bar is classic. I wonder if they were leaving any of this.

Off the rec room is a 2nd kitchen. A pink fridge!

And, there’s this room, too. Look at the stone wall.

for the love of old houses

[Digital Circus Ep.2 SPOILERS!!]

what the fuck caine why would you do that

his entire reality shattered, then he was brought to a place where he could make new friends and have a decent old time and then you just kill him?? and the balls to just... snap? and then bam! confetti? caine you bastard make a notebook or have Bubble keep track or some shit don't break Pomni & our hearts like this man

Darned if Dark Souls 2 didn't summarize American politics...

i tried to imagine something like this for the new ones and all i could think of is that image with eminem saying “woe, chien be upon ye”

Pokémon headcanon:

Instead of regular swear words or using the Lord’s name in vain, characters in the Pokémon use curses that feature Legendary and Mythical Pokémon. They also do this for blessings as well, or any situation where you would want to swear.

Examples:

“Arceus” : catchall curse. (“Dear Arceus” , “I swear to Arceus”)

“By Dialga, I hate changing time zones.”

Of course these curses and blessings can also vary by region.

“May Zekrom smite you where you stand” (Unova)

“Giratina’s curses be upon ye” (Sinnoh)

“May Xerneas grant you good health and long life” (Kalos)

“Rayquaza, put an end to Kyogre and Groudon’s wrath” (Hoenn, during rain season and earthquake season)

“Ho-Oh’s blessings be upon ye” (Johto)

“May Lugia watch over you” (also Johto)

Sinnohan high schooler studying for a math test: “Uxie, grant me the knowledge to ace this test. Azelf, grant me the willpower to study for this test. Mesprit, grant me any emotions other than frustration with how hard pre-calculus is.”

“By Latios this cannot be happening” (Hoenn)

[Digital Circus Ep.4 Spoilers]

○ gloink reproduction

○ drunk Ragatha is a mood

○ (relatively) chill Jax is nice to see

○ Jax's hallucination about Gangle early on was kinda raw -- welcome back Mildenhall Manor

○ GUMMIGOO!!!!!!

○ pomni oml. girlfailure at her finest

○ "i'm such a good bo-ofgsnaofuwbsoxifhb"

○ gangle/zooble -- ultimate QPT dynamic

○ tf was Kinger doing with Caine? was that a horse?

You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like

just finished Indigo Disk and man i can't believe the power of friendship got me twice in one Pokémon game

my sweet sweet doofus children just bawling their eyes out, learning kieran pushed himself to the point of emptiness all because he looked up to us, the ending cutscene with the friends bit and possibly the happiest kieran yet, man this dlc broke me in a good way

Scarlet & Violet might possibly be the most fragile switch games ever (honestly $95 per game+dlc is probably double its actual worth from a technical standpoint) but i'll be damned if these games don't have the actual best writing in the series and i am so excited for the actual official release of Mochi Mayhem (already seen it from a yt video but god damn i'm excited to play it for real, maybe they'll add some stuff in between now and the 11th)