Y'ALL

how can you tell i've gone insane? by the fact that i'm currently trying to measure 1B Lions v. Pokémon in 1v1 autobattles

The beast is weakened...

Wuh oh wuh oh sick alert

got a ban from random raids after bailing on a Tera Psychic Golem-Kanto where the other people were Koraidon and 2 Iron Hands

it only lasted for like 4 minutes, was able to go again after a Galar Slowbro raid but my god are people seriously still so high on Week 1 strats

crazy how after all this time S/V players are still way too dense to pick good pokemon for raids because why are so many people bringing shit like Typhlosion and Charizard and ESPECIALLY KORAIDON to Iron Leaves raids

HOW MANY TIMES DO Y’ALL NEED TO BE TOLD NOT TO IGNORE THE TERA TYPE WHEN PICKING YOUR POKEMON GOD

i know explaining a joke is traditionally the quickest way to ruin them but i need someone to explain the powerscaling one

An example of what I’m talking about:

[Digital Circus Ep.4 Spoilers]

○ gloink reproduction

○ drunk Ragatha is a mood

○ (relatively) chill Jax is nice to see

○ Jax's hallucination about Gangle early on was kinda raw -- welcome back Mildenhall Manor

○ GUMMIGOO!!!!!!

○ pomni oml. girlfailure at her finest

○ "i'm such a good bo-ofgsnaofuwbsoxifhb"

○ gangle/zooble -- ultimate QPT dynamic

○ tf was Kinger doing with Caine? was that a horse?

courtney you FUCK

left my team like this with only like 5 mons - had to do Maxie immediately after but Gholdengo only needed 1 NP to sweep lol

seriously not even W95 Ivy gave me half the trouble this (robot?) woman and her 60+y/o dad did

just finished Indigo Disk and man i can't believe the power of friendship got me twice in one Pokémon game

my sweet sweet doofus children just bawling their eyes out, learning kieran pushed himself to the point of emptiness all because he looked up to us, the ending cutscene with the friends bit and possibly the happiest kieran yet, man this dlc broke me in a good way

Scarlet & Violet might possibly be the most fragile switch games ever (honestly $95 per game+dlc is probably double its actual worth from a technical standpoint) but i'll be damned if these games don't have the actual best writing in the series and i am so excited for the actual official release of Mochi Mayhem (already seen it from a yt video but god damn i'm excited to play it for real, maybe they'll add some stuff in between now and the 11th)

"how to be spiderman"

bro thinks its goolge😭

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???