I Know You Could Explain It All With Rule Of Funny Or ''they Did It On Purpose As A Gag'' But

Tf2 Random Headcanons

Heavy can outpace Scout in a soda chugging competition, this has become a near weekly activity (Heavy refuses to let Scout win)

Sniper is cracked at card shuffling tricks and usually keeps a deck on him to fidget with.

Spy was also hired as a translator to help keep everyone on track, since he speaks French, German, Russian, English, and Greek.

Medic loves sweets- specifically vanilla soft serve ice cream.

Demoman always wanted a little brother, and finds that sort of bond with Scout and Pyro.

Well, everyone views Scout as a little brother figure. He's got that snot nosed brat energy about him that makes all the older men see him as a brother.

Engineer is so fond of Pyro because he can't have kids of his own.

Ms. Pauling likes hanging out with Scout and finds his advances lowkey kind of charming, even if she isn't interested. She gets golden retriever energy from him.

Sniper has the widest music taste, ranging from jazz to rock to reggae, he's probably got a record of most genres!

Pyro suffers from psychosis and schizophrenia, Engineer is the only one who really gave Pyro the time of day to find out this information.

Medic has thought about giving Spy breasts "for espionage purposes". Spy has not outwardly gawked in displeasure.

Sniper is actually really good at pinball. The machine always has his highscore at the top. When he is beaten, he is back on top within the week.

Pyro constantly feels cold.

Soldier knows he's not the smartest guy around and he is- or at least was- fully aware that he smuggled himself into WW2. He has a lot of imposter syndrome and paranoia that people will find out.

Spy always wanted tattoos, but because he needs to be unidentifiable, he made a habit out of painting on his arms. (His favorite pattern is roses and thorns wrapping around medieval daggers)

Engineer can pace Demoman in bar drinking, but can't constantly daydrink like Demo.

i love myself, even when i haven’t showered

i love myself, even when i’ve stayed up too late

i love myself, even when i’d rather stay in my comfort zone

and I love myself, especially when the world says I shouldn’t

…i’m tired, i should probably go to sleep

but let’s hope I have lovely dreams tonight 💜

Recent hazbin sketches :) just a reluctant stepdad and his overenthusiastic daughter bonding

engie teaches pyro a thang or two about cars

(original audio from a tiktok by taylormx5)

i will never look at the words ‘plant’ and ‘dentist’ the same ever again

Little shop of horrors Fandom please intract with me I wanna follow you and talk about little shop of horrors and surround myself with only little shop of horrors to feed my borderline unhealthy obsession.

I NEED you to ask my little shop of horrors questions, discuss little shop of horrors,tell me about your fun facts, literally anything I just need to talk about little shop of horrors.

Its like my only personality trait and I've been loving the people on here who've been talking about it with me.

So long story short if you are a little shop of horrors PLEASE intract.

PLEASE BOWSER AND LUIGI DUET PLEASE BOWSER AND LUIGI DUET PLEASE BOWSER AND LUIGI DUET PLEASE BOWSER AND LUIGI DUET PLEASE BOWSER AND LUIGI DUET PLEASE BOWSER AND LUIGI DUET PLEASE BOWSER AND LUIGI DUET PLEASE BOWSER AND LUIGI DUET

Kirby Pride redraws part 1 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

i want to kiss him /srs

Suddenly, Paps in Sans's jacket

YAAASSSSS LET’S GO BBG

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• pre- or non-hrt trans people

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• genderfluid/non-binary people who don't want hrt

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• short transmascs

• fat/plus size trans people

• fem trans men

• masc trans women

• transmascs who don't/can't/won't bind

• transfems who don't/can't/won't tuck

• transfems with wide shoulders

• transmascs with wide hips

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• genderfluid people whose presentation is static but their gender is not

• non-binary people whose desired presentation is how society says their agab should present

• transmascs who bind but still have a visible chest

• non- conventionally-attractive trans people

• non-conforming trans people

• non-"passing" trans people

• non-stereotypical trans people

We don't all fit into cisnormative society's bullshit stereotypes!

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