Masks

Dissonant Melody: Part #11

Every once in a while they’re on the same wavelength.

Comic Archive

Captain- I have feelings for you!

8- ??

Captain- Not telling which ones though!

8-???????

Marie- Hiya champ, how was school today?

Captain- Okay haha get your jokes out now.

Shiver- So cranky.

Marie- You want a juice box and some string cheese?

Captain- Do you actually have that?

(Halloween)

Callie- Are you Thor?

Pearl- No, I’m five.

Neo3- BOO!

Captain- 

Neo3- :’(

Captain- aaAH!

Captain- I lost my son, can I make an announcement?

8- Sure! 

Captain*over the intercom*- Agent 4……. Goodbye you little shit.

Pearl- Okay okay, let’s make this easier. I WONT TAKE YOU HEAD AND SMASH IT AGAINST THE-

Marie- Okay! Okay P, let’s cool down. I’ll take over.

Captain- *walks in the room* 

*fighting, crashing, other bad noises*

Captain- FOUR!

Agent4- Three! Hi!

Agent4- *gets punched*

Captain- FOUR! WHAT DID YOU DO I WAS KICKED OUT FOR THREE HOURS!

Agent4- All is forgiven you’re the leader again welcome back!

(HC that Agent 4 still calls Captain “Three”)

Marie- Awww it’s too bad I can’t play my violin while I drive.

Agent4 & Captain- >:(

Captain- We can’t just rush in there! We need a plan.

Neo3- Why?

Captain- Hey, I wanted to say-

Agent4- you don’t have to apologize.

Captain- I wasn’t going to.

Agent4- Oh.

Agent4- Good!

Agent4- Pish posh and tut tut my good man.

Neo3- ………

Neo3- HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HIDE IN THE WOODS THERES NO DOORS

Agent4- We could climb a tree?

Neo3- THATS THE FIRST PLACE HE’S GONNA LOOK! Could be burrow? Do animals burrow in the wild?!

Agent4- I DONT KNOW IVE NEVER BEEN IN THE WILD BEFORE! Have you?!

Neo3- Uhhhh… does jersey count?

Agent4- Is this seat taken?

Captain- No.

Agent4- Cool. *goes to sit down*

Captain- what are you doing?

Agent4- Sitting?

Captain- Uhuh yeah no. Yeah you can’t do that.

Agent4- You said it wasn’t taken?

Captain- Yeah and let’s keep it that way!

Captain- Vape? No, it’s a 3D printed dragon that’s made of roses! I’d like to give this to someone for Valentine’s Day but unfortunately, I live a life of crushing loneliness that spirals me further and further everyday into a deep dark pit of depression, making me think that I may never find love and I’m gonna die alone.

8- I got you chocolates.

Callie- USE THOSE MUSSELS YOU WORKED SO HARD FOR

Neo3- He stopped working out last week

Callie- Why’d he stop- WHY’D YOU STOP WORKING OUT?

Captain(from afar)- I WAS SAD!

Frye- Like a footless chicken

Marie- the phrase is “like a headless chicken”

Frye- How would a headless chicken run around its headless

Marie- how would a footless chicken run around its footless?

Frye- why are you asking me all the questions I don’t know I’m not the chicken!

Agent4: Sure is dark in here.

Neo3:

Agent4: I'm not scared or anything.

Neo3:

Agent4: I mean, who's scared of the dark these days? Not me. Nope.

Neo3: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Agent4:

Agent4: Yes please.

BigMan- Ay. Ay ay. (You enter the dungeon. On the far side of the room there is a door.)

Agent4- Can I seduce the door?

BigMan- Ay. (No you cannot.)

Shiver- Can I seduce the door?

BigMan- Ay. (Also no.)

Captain- Can I punch Four?

BigMan- Ay, ay ay. (Uh, Agent 4 you take four damage.)

Agent4- I transform into a beaver.

BigMan- Ay… ay. (You… do that.)

Agent4- Now can I seduce the door?

BigMan- AY. AY. (STILL. NO.)

Captain- I punch Four again.

BigMan- Ay. (Three more damage.)

Agent8- Can I fight the door?

BigMan- AY! (NO!)

Marie- Uh, I also would like to fight the door?

BigMan- Ay ay. (No one can fight the door.)

Pearl- I FIGHT THE DOOR.

BigMan- Ay. (You lose.)

Pearl- I FIGHT YOU.

BigMan- Ay, ay. (Pearl, take a walk.)

Marie- Is the door dead or alive?

BigMan- Ay… ay. (It’s… a door.)

Marie- Can I enslave it’s soul?

BigMan- Ay… (How would you…)

Marie-

BigMan-

BigMan- Ay! (No!)

Agent8- Can I build a better door?

BigMan- Ay? (Do you want to build a better door?)

Agent8- I acquire lumber from the surrounding forest.

BigMan- Ay, ay ay. (Okay, you do that.)

Frye- Is the door locked?

BigMan- Ay. (No.)

Frye- I open the door.

BigMan- Ay, ay ay. (You do so, inside is a small treasure chest.)

Shiver- I SEDUCE THE TREASURE CHEST!

BigMan- AY!!! (NO!!!)

You know I had to do this for the upcoming Splatfest! Cap’n repping Team Heroes and Octavio repping Team Villains. After all, it’s just fun and games…right? (Individual RT-able versions also on Twitter!)

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

Lloyd has oni horns. Nya has those tendril thingies from her sea dragon form. Kai has his stupid hair. This means all three RGB siblings have some kind of unusual head growth. Theyre matching. Peace and love on planet earth

so I found something

hello to like, the 30 people that enjoy dedf1sh, I found something. TLDR im in a discord server and someone sent this.

it's all the signatures outside of hotlantis, right? but I noticed something very important

THEY GOT OUT OF THE DEEPSEA METRO!! THEY SURVIVED!!

THERE THEY ARE!! THEY'RE REAL!!

if you’re still taking requests, i loved all of the sweet art you used to do of hat kid and mustache girl back in the day! i’d love to see something with them again, maybe them getting ready for some cool autumn weather? 🍂🍁🎃🧡

Jack-o'-Lantern hats

Thank you for the request and Happy Halloween!!