Jay: "Zane... how do I begin to explain Zane?"
Kai: "Zane's flawless..."
Cole: "one time he punched me on the nose... the face he made when he saw my nose bleeding was so adorable..."
Jay: "he could kill someone and look glorious doing it"
Kai: "one day i'm gonna ask him to give me cooking lessons just to be close to him"
Cole: "HEY! he already gives me cooking lessons, get another excuse"
Jay: "HA losers, I help him with repairing himself"
Lloyd: "you're all fucking simps"
Kai: "what are you talking about?? we don't simp for Zane"
Jay: "yeah LLOYD, get your facts checked"
Cole: "i do"
Kai: "dude..."
Jay: "don't admit it"
matching icon set (besties only)
Charlie: An enemy is just a friend i haven't worn down yet!
Angel Dust: Are you saying you're the main character of a kids cartoon?
Charlie: I'm saying "I'm going to be friends with you" is both a promise and a threat.
Okay so I spent a lot of nights just making SP items via coffee and curry so I figured MC really likes the things he learns from Sojiro (especially with the trivia we get sometimes) and then fast forward late game with best girl Haru and I learn that she wants to have a little home-y cafe just like Sojiro’s and grow everything they sell organically and never have I wanted to date somebody so fAST– (I was already planning on romancing her and her link definitely didn’t disappoint for me.)
Random Splatoon thought but with how obvious Side Order showed that Pearl and Marina are together, it’d be funny if one of the splatfests was about Deep Cut trying to figure out what wedding gift they should get the two.
Each of them have an idea on what’d be the perfect wedding gift, Shiver being generic but practical, Frye being flamboyant but useful, and Big Man being weird but traditional (at least traditional for his clan).
We don’t even know it’s for Pearl and Marina until after the Splatfest, they just say “friends of ours are getting married” and then when the winner is announced it’s revealed who’s wedding it’s for “Alright, it’s decided. We’ll get Pearl and Marina _____, as their wedding gift.”
Then of course a follow up that Pearl is a bit miffed that Deep Cut not only announced it to everyone but let others decide for them what to get as a gift.
I doubt Nintendo would do that considering the anti-gay countries that have Splatoon but hey, they could just give them…idk, Dogs vs Cats vs Birds for a Splatfest.
part two
Regular Lloyd is easily picked up.
Oni Lloyd? Not so much, but Kai is determined.
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I made this drawing of Ladybug and Chat Noir if they were gangsters😚
something something, maybe Sumi shouldn't have been in P5S 😔💔 /hj
Collection of Sapporo based comics that spawned goofy doodles too... because people's twt comments make me laugh