Zane: "left foot blue"
[Kai and Lloyd kick Jay with their left foot]
Jay: "WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S CHEATING"
[Kai and Lloyd chuckle like maniacs]
Zane: "right hand green"
Kai: "i'm sorry, but there can only be one winner"
[Kai pushes Lloyd]
Lloyd, offended gasp: "TRAITOR"
Imagine if when Kwazii was a kitten he somehow wound up stranded in the Arctic and met Barnacles as a cub.
I feel like he would legit just get adopted by Barnacles and his family, like, immediately. They don’t even know what species Kwazii is but they’re all just like “Yup, the small orange one is ours now. Finders keepers.”
Maruki : would you die for Akechi?
Akechi : I'd rather end myself-
Sumire and Ren : Yes
Akechi :
Akechi : First of all im flattered but also What The Fuck-
“Today I'm delivering packages, but tomorrow I'll be earning the respect of everyone on the Boiling Isles with my magical prowess.”
Luz, you have no idea
i just love this squid so so much they’re so silly 🫶
alternatively, YOU are the only thing preventing acht from having to witness pearl and marina making out
AU: Timepools man. They're not right. Especially if you're Caleb fucking Wittebane.
[Next]
here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded
Alastor: Short demons are without a doubt the least threatening creatures in all of hell. Honestly, what could they do to me? They can’t even reach me.
Lucifer: Say goodbye to your kneecaps motherfucker.
Pearlina best Splatoon ship.
Only one that even begins to come close is Agent 24(but only the lesbian kind).
Everything else pales in comparison.