?????? NATIONAL HERO???

the emails - 2600 pages of hatehttps://t.co/Anp7h7aOha

— maia arson crimew (@_nyancrimew) March 8, 2023

The Owl House Masterpost

Fanfic Ideas

TOH Time Travel Fix-It Fic - (Tag)

The Owl X Family (Inspired by Spy x Family) - (Tag)

Luz Noceda is a (Literal) Angel AU - (Tag)

The Countess of Titan’s Hold - (Tag)

Music Star Luz AU - (Tag)

TOH Werebeasts AU - (Tag)

TOH Werebeasts AU Setting

TOH Werebeasts AU Characters

Ninja Luz AU - (Tag)

Ninja Luz AU: Pseudo-Jinchuriki Amity

Vampire Raine Whispers AU - (Tag)

Vampire Raine AU: Vampire Facts

Luz Sees Dead People AU (Tag)

Veteran Isekai Protagonist Luz - (Tag)

Miraculous Owl House AU - (Tag)

TOH My Hero Academia AU - (Tag)

TOH MHA AU: Characters and Worldbuilding

TOH MHA AU: Hero Course Class 1-1 Roster

Luz is a Titan AU - (Tag)

Titan Luz AU - Titan Luz’s Design

Luz is a Half Ghost AU - (Tag)

All of my incorrect quotes as Splatoon!

It took days but it’s done.

run, save yourself.

Neo3 -“Leave me, Four, save yourself.”

Agent4-“Oh. Okay.”

Neo3- “FOUR!!!!”

Agent4-“alright alright I’m coming back.”

Marie- “Are you high?!”

Cap3- “What?”

Marie- “High?”

Cap3- “Hello?”

Cap3- (About 8) “She’s so pretty”

Neo3- “don’t be jealous, you’re pretty too!”

Cap3-“ I wasn’t being jealous I was being gay”

Agent4-“I know exactly what you’re going through my friend. It’s called; Being Gay!“

Neo3-“Oh.”

Agent4-

Neo3-“OOHHHHHH!”

Agent8- “I’m breaking up with you and here’s a puppyyyyyy!”

Cap3- “Aww- wait what?”

Agent8- “His name is Marvin I need my keys back and he’s very cuuuute!”

Cap3- “Do you think I’m not hearing the bad parts of those sentences?”

(they ended up not breaking up)

Pearl-“I like um movies that talk about the- *glanced at Marina* that- that talk about-“

Marina-*snickers*

Pearl-“FPHG What? What? WHAT???”

Marina-“NOTHING! I just like you!”

Pearl-“BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAGAHAHAHAHAHA”

Neo3-“Can you tell what this word says?”

Agent4-“Pw- wait- Pwmoly…?”

Neo3-“I don’t think that’s it.”

Agent4-“Okay, wait, let me use my imagination. That could be a backwards A, and that could be a U, so Puamo- it’s still Pwmoly!”

Neo3-“So? What do you think?”

Cap3-“I think it has 3,600 pages.”

Cap3-“I have a life, I have a family, and until I read this, I had a will to live.”

Agent8- “Blood. Seas of blood.”

Agent4- “Nightmares?”

Agent8- *more annoyed* “Ennui? Blood! Fire and blood!”

Neo3- “Time!”

Agent8- “You fool! It was birthday parties!”

Agent4- “BIRTHDAY PARTIES?!”

Pearl- “HEY ASSHOLE!”

Callie- “It would appear Pearl has read the article.”

Marie- “It would appear he has.”

Cap3- “Agent 4 is above reason but they are of Inkopolis. And they are my sibling.”

Marina- “They killed 80 Octarians in two days.”

Marie- “They’re adopted.”

Cap3- “And I’m like boom, you looking for this?”

Agent4-

Marie-

Cap3- “Boom? You look- why do I even talk to you guys? Everyone else that story kills.”

Marie- “That’s the whole story?”

Cap3- “Yes, it’s a war machine story.”

Agent4- “Oh it-it’s very good then.”

Agent4- “Lets rande-voo at our Junk Shop!”

Neo3- “We jammed the door closed, but we’ll kick it open!”

Marina- “Shelldon left very clear instructions, Four. Did you not see the very clear instructions?”

Agent4- “I saw the note.”

Marina- “And what did it say?”

Agent4- *looks at note reading “Four, you are still too young to drive the truck.”

Agent4- “It’s ambiguous.”

Marina- “I’m not overriding the controls for you.”

Agent4- “Please?”

Marina- “NO.”

Callie- “If you had 24 hours left to live, what would you do?”

Marie- “Say goodbye and mend my relationships.”

Pearl- “Something illegal.”

Neo3- “I’d message ten people on FaceBook saying that if they don’t forward the message to ten people I’ll die tomorrow.”

Cap3- “Jesus, kid.”

Pearl- “That’s awesome, can I change my answer?”

Octavio- “Where’s your sense of self-preservation?”

Cap3- “GONE BABY!”

*Later*

Marie- “We’re having a talk.”

Cap3- “yup.”

Agent4: *running towards 8 with open arms*

Agent8: *moves out of the way*

Agent4: Hey, why'd you move?!

Agent8: I thought you were going to attack me.

Agent4: I was going to hug you!

Agent8: Why would you hug me?

Agent4: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Marie: How petty can you get?

Pearl: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Neo3: Why does Agent 8 have you in her phone as BBG?

Cap3: How about we stop talking for a little while.

Cap3: One time, I had a crush on an ally of ours but I didn’t know how to deal with it so I just wrote them a note that said “Get out of my house.”

Agent8: THAT WAS YOU?!?!

Marie: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Neo3: No.

Cap3: I did not.

Agent4: I may have actually forgotten one.

Callie: Also no.

Marie: Oh good, neither did I.

Marina: *Exhausted sigh*

Agent8: Captain is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Agent4: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.

Pearl: Tackle them!

Marie: Dump them.

Neo3: Kick them in the shin!

Captain: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

Neo3: Bye Captain! Bye Miss Callie! Bye Miss Marie! Bye Agent4! Bye Captain!

Agent8: You said ‘bye Captain’ twice.

Neo3: I like Captain.

Mr. Grizz: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Marina, watching Agent4 and Pearl screaming, Captain trying to set a sleeping Neo3 on fire, and Callie choking on air: I don't know either.

Pearl: Rules were made to be broken.

Marie: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Agent4: Uh, piñatas.

Agent8: Glow sticks.

Neo3: Karate boards.

Callie: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Pearl: Rules.

Marie: -3-

Captain: Crud, we have a flat tire!

Agent4: Ah crud!

Neo3: What are we gonna do? We're still really far away!

Agent4: Don't worry guys, I put a spare in the trunk!

Marie: ...Four, I swear on the Cuttlefish name, if I open the trunk and there is bowling pins set up back there I am going to throw you to Splatsville.

Sheldon: *glaring at 4*

Callie: *staring at 4*

Captain: *glaring at 4*

Agent4: ...

Agent4: Don't open the trunk

Callie: Cap won't come out of his room

Neo3: Just tell him I said something

Callie: Like what?

Neo3: Anything factually wrong

*a few minutes later*

Captain, bursting into the room: Did you say the sun is a pLANET

Marie: Three, what is this called?

Neo3: A mop?

Marie: Now tell him what you think it is

Agent4, close to tears: Wet broom

Agent4, very high/tired, to Neo3: "You're so full of yourself" is such a weird expression like, what else would I be full of??? Bees??? Styrofoam???”

Neo3: ????

Marie: “You’re dating him.”

Agent8, painfully: “I know.”

Marie: So what's the new rule here?

Callie, Pearl & Agent4: No daring Three to do stupid stuff

Captain: Why?

Neo3, muttering: Because I have no regard for my personal safety

Captain: Right

(On the teacups)

8, Marie & Marina: *spinning calmly and talking about things*

4, 3, Cap, Pearl & Callie: *zoom by at lightning speed, screaming loudly*

Marie: Whenever I’m mad at Pearl I tighten all the jars in the kitchen so they has to come to me for help.

*sound of glass smashing*

Marie: It hasn’t worked yet but I’m staying hopeful.

Marie(about 8 to Captain)- I thought you said she was JUST trying to kill you.

Pearl- Wow, quick turnaround.

Agent4- No kidding, it took me MONTHS to stop trying to kill Captain.

Callie- I’d say it took me a day, day and a half.

Neo3- I’m still on the fence.

(Insert offended Captain here)

Callie- That sounds bad

Pearl- That looks bad

Marina- That IS bad!!

Marie- So I come home and see my brother’s made this cool thing so I pick it up to look at it and he goes, “HUH. That’s neat!” And I said “what?” And he said “I WASNT SURE IF THE WHOLE THING WAS GONNA BE ELECTROCUTED OR NOT!” I mean like what? Were you just gonna let me be a Guinea Pig is that what was happening?!

Sheldon(faintly)- yes

Pearl- *choking*

Marie- Can you die a little quieter I’m reading.

Agent4(laying in hospital bed very much sedated)- I’ll tell ya. They did that real quick, they just went right in there, and they snippidy snip snipped it. They did THREE snips.

Agent8- Three snips?

*Empty stretcher moves by*

Agent4- That guy didn’t make it.

Agent4- HAWAII? HOW DID SHE EVEN GET HER CAR HERE? ITS ILLISOIS?!

Neo3- WHAT THE HECK?!

Agent4- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Neo3- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Agent4- When you go to a bbq joint and there’s twelve rolls of toilet paper, you kind of question the food

Marie- He’s a grown man that eats apple sauce with his fingers! Even 4 doesn’t do that, right 4?

Agent4- I-I do that too.

Agent4- if you’re American when you walk into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you’re in the bathroom?

Neo3- *glances at Captain*

Agent4- European!

Captain- The darkness gets closer to consuming me with each passing day-

Sheldon- That gives us 41 hours until the destruction of all organic life on Earth.

Callie- All organic life?

Sheldon- Yeah, like the animals, the plants, the insects. You know, people.

Marina- Alright time for lunch all peanut allergy kids come with me!

Callie- But I wanna eat with my friends!

Marina- And be at risk of dying?

Callie-…yes?

Marina-No.

Agent4, aggressively throws water bottles: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!!!

Marie: Help! He’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us!!

Agent4: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!!!

Captain, crying: It's working

Agent4- my brand just overheated

Neo3- it’s pronounced “brian” dummy

Captain- it’s pronounced “brain” morons

Captain(hasn’t slept in days)- Last night, I saw three woman walking down the street that way. And I asked them, “Hey you three ladies! Why are you going that way? There’s nothing down there?” And then they flew away, and I said to myself, “them were some birds.”

Marie-

Callie- *wheeze*

Neo3- One large pizza, extra fishy.

Callie- You must be hungry.

Neo3- No, I’m ordering for two.

Pearl- *spits out drink* NEWBIE IS PREGNANT?!

Neo3- Freaking out isn’t going to help! We gotta be chill.

Captain- HOW CAN WE BE CHILL LOOK AT ALL THAT ICE!

Marie- That’s it! Christmas is cancelled!

Captain- You can’t cancel a holiday.

Marie- Keep that up and you’ll lose New Years, too.

Agent4- What does that mean?

Marie- MARINA! Take New Years away from Captain and Four!

Agent4(heavily sedated(yes, again))- I guess I’m just too tough to cry.

Agent8- Just today you were crying about snakes.

Agent4- They don’t have any arms!

Marie- And crabs?

Agent4- *sobbing*THEY CANT HOLD HANDSSSSS

Agent4- What happened? Did Neo fall and break his butt? Haha.

Captain- That’s not funny.

Agent4- …I know.

Neo3: I have a plan. It might get us both killed, but if it works, it'll be a totally boss story. Cool?

Captain: What? No, not cool!

Neo3: Cool

Captain: I SAID NOT COOL!

Agent4- Dr Pepper please

Neo3- Is Pepsi okay?

Agent4- Is Monopoly money okay?

Captain- What are you, twelve?

Agent4- YEAH.

Captain- ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN.

Marina- Four! Captain said not to!

Agent4- Cappy needs some help from the Love Doctor~.

Pearl- And his assistant!

Marina- Get back here!

A- I have to tell my something parents, can you wait here for a second?

B- Don’t you mean tell your parents something?

Neo3- LOOK. my mosquito bites spell out “beware”!

Captain- That says “bewarb”

Captain- So I heard you like bad boys.

Agent8- Who told you that?

Captain- Pearl. Anyways, *hair flip* I just want you to know I’m bad at everything. ;)

Cap- *still ;) but def about to break a sweat*

8- Pick me up at seven

Captain- What country are y’all from where they got this garbage at

Neo3- Jersey

Agent4- I KNEW IT

Agent4- Just let go! Be in the moment!

Neo3- I am in the moment! ITS A TERRIBLE MOMENT!!

Neo3(telling Agent4 about Mr. Grizz)- I handled it like a champ.

*3 hours earlier*

Neo3- *uncontrollable sobbing*

Neo3- Sir, you’ve misplaced your five dollar bill directly into my palm.

Cuttlefish- You fight almost as well as a man!

Agent8- Funny! I was going to say the same thing to you!

Agent8- How do you make someone fall in love with you?

Agent4- Well, There's The Usual Things: Flowers, Chocolates... Promises You Don't Intend To Keep

Pearl- This year, I lost my dear husband Marina.

Marina- STOP TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD

Pearl- Sometimes I can still hear his voice

Callie: "Sorry it took me so long the bail you out of jail"

Pearl: "No it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police,"

*a few hours earlier*

Captain answers their desk phone: "Officer Sango speaking"

Pearl: "is your refrigerator running?"

Captain while still on the phone turns to glare at Pearl:

Agent4- I can’t miss a photo op with you and a pile of trash

Cap- Oh, A, you’re too hard on yourself!

Callie- If you don’t like my tuna casserole then you’re a liar. Or worse, VEGAN.

Neo3- STOP BEING SUCH A KAREN

Agent4- I can’t be a Karen what kind of Karen likes anime?

Neo3- tch

Neo3- KAREN JAEGA

Marie- I’ve been looking for you everywhere!

Agent4- What a coincidence! I’ve been avoiding you everywhere!

Callie: Hey, can we stay in your room tonight?

Marie: Why?

Cap: Four fiddled with an ouija board and cursed Three’s.

Callie: Three doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yells "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

Marie: I've not slept in the past five days.

Callie: I worry about Marie, he's got awful sleeping habits.

*interview gets interrupted by Captain stumbling in the background squinting from the bright lights as he grabs the entire coffee pot and then leaves*

Callie:.......I take that back. All of them have awful sleeping habits.

Cap- “Listen, I need you to do something I was never strong enough to.”

Neo3- “Fulfill my destiny, right?”

Cap- “No.”

Cap- *wheezing* “Get therapy…!”

4- you think I don’t like you? I do! I’d kill for you! Please-ask-me-to-kill-for-you

Cap- first of all, let’s calm down.

4: Three, we've been together through thick and thin

Neo3: We have

4: Three, when we were six and I fell off my skateboard, you were there by my side

Neo3: I was

4: And when we were ten and I burned myself trying to make pop tarts

4: you were there by my side

Neo3: True

4: And when we were twelve and my favorite action figure tragically broke

4: You were there right beside me

Neo3: Yes

4: And the night I was thrown out of a window

4: where were you? Tell them

Neo3: By your side

4: By my side...

4: Three, you're a fucking jinx

8- “Can you guys get Captain? She’s kinda bleeding a lot.”

Cap- *incredibly strained* “I’m bleeding a normal amount, thank you.”

Pearl- BY THE TIME I’M FINISHED, YOU’LL BE WHISTLING OUT OF YOUR BUTT!

4- “Argue with me-“

Neo3- “But you’re wrong!”

4- “Dont argue with m-“

Neo3- “BUT. YOURE. WRONG.”

4- “That’s why you’re the slowest in your class.”

Neo3- “That’s why you don’t have a girlfriend.”

4- >:0

Neo3- >:)

4- “I’m about to end your whole career. You know Santa Claus isn’t real right?

Neo3- :0

4- >:)

Neo3- “What?”

4- “Right, Hm?”

Neo3- “What?!”

8- “Why would you say that?!”

4- “he had it coming!”

Neo3- “MISS MARIE!!”

4- “DONT CALL MARIE NOW!”

Neo3- “he said to bring it to my parents.”

Cap- “So you brought it to me(????)”

Neo3: So, what was your childhood like

4: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at least level 3 friendship to unlock?

Neo3:...What level am I at?

4: Ten. So it all started-

Marie- “I bet Captain has a six pack.”

Neo3- “For eel? Can I see?!” <- has never seen a six pack before

Captain- “Okay sure! Did you mean the six-pack of twinkies or soda?”

Callie- :0

Neo3- :o

Marie- :”)

Neo3: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.

Cap: We’re not friends yet.

Cap: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

Marie-

Callie-

4- “Sup’ guys Cappy couldn’t make it I’m New Cappy! Insert random grumble here!”

Marie- “GRAAAAAAAAAAMPS!”

Callie- “I dunno I kinda like New Captain!”

Neo3- “Where’s Captain?!”

4- “Wherever she is, I’m sure she’s trying to save us right now!”

Cap- *spamming the elevator close door button*

Marie- “When was the last time you slept?”

Captain with eye bags the size of the Grand Canyon- “Would you believe me if I said last night?”

4- “And I said, ‘What’re you gonna do? Stab me?’ ”

Neo3- “So I stabbed her.”

Marie- *deep breath*

4- “WAKE ME UP”

Neo3- “Wake me up insiiiide~”

4- “CANT WAKE UP”

Neo3- “Wake me up insiiiide~~”

Captain- “SAAAVE MEEE!”

Cap: *staring pensively out of a window*

Neo3: So wise, so knowledgeable. He really is a born master

Cap, to themself: Is cereal a soup?

Cap- “Can you be serious for five minutes?”

4- “My record is four, but I think I can do it.”

Octavio- “As some of you know, I took a bit of a break last year-“

Pearl- “You mean when you hooked up with that old man and then he dumped you?”

Octavio- “Let’s move on.”

Marie- ”Gramps sure did.”

Cap- “So…Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.”

Marina- “I did, I broke it-“

Cap- “No, no you didn’t. Pearl?”

Pearl- “Don’t look at me, look at 4.”

4- “Huh? I didn’t break it.”

Pearl- “HUH. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?”

4- “Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.”

Pearl- “Suspicious.”

4- “No, it’s not!”

Marie- “If it matters, probably not, but uh Shiver was the last one to use it-“

Shiver- “Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!”

Marie- “Oh really then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?”

Shiver- “I use the stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that MARIE.”

Marina- “Okay, let’s not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it Captain.”

Cap- “NO. WHO BROKE IT?!”

4- “Cappy… Frye has been awfully quiet-“

Frye- “REALLY?! OH MY GOD!”

*everyone arguing*

Cap*in the next room with 8*- “It was me. I broke it. Burned my hand so I punched it.”

4- *holding up photo* “D’you know what this is?”

Marina- “It’s a weed plant.”

4- “And now did you know that?!”

Marina- “…it’s labeled…”

Captain- “Boys be like “Oopsie Daisy!” WHOS DAISY.”

4- “Girls be like “No way José!” WHOS JOSÉ”

Neo3- “HOLA BITCH”

Captain- “God give me patience.”

Neo3- “Don’t you mean god give me strength?”

Captain- “If god gave me strength you’d be dead right now.”

Callie- “We’ll just have to agree to disagree.”

Marie- “I don’t agree to that.”

Pearl- “Me either!”

8- “I need relationship advice.”

4- “Break up.”

8- “At least listen to me first.”

12 notes View Post

bonniefazfox

1 year ago

One thing I want to point out about nimona is that it captures tenderness in such a visceral way that I haven’t really seen in 3D animation before? Like the way the characters curl into each other and melt makes me go INSANE