Me Holding A Gun To A Mushroom: Tell Me The Name Of God You Fungal Piece Of Shit

P5 Tactica Crow Trailer scene Translation

Akechi: Whew… the battle's over. Looks like you're okay too.

Akechi: Wouldn't you have been in danger if Yoshizawa-san and I arrived too late?

Kasumi: Hehe, Surprisingly Senpai, wouldn't you be able to handle this on your own?

Joker: *Nods*

Akechi: Heh, to think you can handle that tough situation.

Akechi: In that case, I'll leave you alone to fend for yourself next time. I want to see your true ability by all means.

Joker: *Nods*

Kasumi: S-Senpai? Akechi-san? Aren't you two bickering?

Akechi: Haha no way! We're not children, so we won't get serious about this.

Kasumi: O-oh I see! My apologies!

Kasumi: But the both of you appear to look serious… Is it just my imagination?

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LMAO it's like the P5R cafe scene all over again! Shuake bickering in front of Kasumi's salad 😂

Dissonant Melody: Part #4

Tension in the air so thick you could cut it with a knife.

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Wife, playing Legends Arceus: hey honey I'm fighting a new pokemon and i need some help

Me, focusing on something else: uh huh, what do you need?

Wife: *shows me the pokemon she's fighting* what's this bitch allergic to?

Me: d... do you mean its type weakness?

Wife: just answer the damn question

Zane: "on a scale from 'damn daniel' to 'fre sha vaca do', how are you feeling?"

Jay: "in between 'it’s an avocado, thanks' and 'how did you defeat Captain America', but as a solid answer i would say 'i don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger'. how about you, Cole?"

Cole: "probably 'road work ahead' "

Kai: "i speak many languages, and this is not one of them."

Dissonant Melody: B-sides #1

Here we go…

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Dissonant Melody: Part #20 

Just another night.

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Hey no worries uh hmm how about... Futabababababababababa headcannons?

Hmmmmmm.....

-Futaba plays all sorts of games but now that she has more friends offline, she tries to convince them to start playing her favourite mmo so they can join her guild. Ren and Ryuji instantly agreed, Sumire, Yusuke and Ann took a little work, and she's still trying to convince Makoto, Haru and Goro.

-After meeting him again, Futaba becomes pretty good friends with Mishima and teaches him more about coding and programming so he can improve the Phan Site. In return, he gives her tips in preparation for her going to Shujin.

-If Ren gets into a relationship, you know that she is going to tease the hell outta him just because it's fun watching his reactions.

-Although, she will help him out when he wants to bring them over to Leblanc by snatching Morgana for the day. But she mostly uses that time to test just how cat-like Morgana is by seeing how he reacts to cat toys and catnip and such.

-A little Sumitaba idea: Futaba spends ages trying to think of a perfect date that both her and Sumire would enjoy. In the end, she decides to take Sumire to the arcade and they play DDR together and win each other prizes on the crane machine before going to get some ramen.

-Whenever Futaba goes to visit her mother's grave with Sojiro, she lists all of the new things she's tried since her last visit just so Wakaba will know how much Futaba is growing and expanding her horizons.

-On Father's Day, Futaba wanted to repay Sojiro for everything he's done and tried to make some coffee and curry for him. It didn't go too well but Sojiro was so touched by her effort that he ate the entire thing he didn't cry though he promises

I knew that nintendo very likely wouldn’t outright say something like “Yes these characters are gay” but the way they were so insanely unsubtle about Pearl and Marina’s Definitely more-than-just-friends relationship in side order made me so happy to see, like there is SO much stuff that you just cannot come up with a heterosexual explanation for.

Marina’s sheer amount of swoony dialogue, dev diaries, her drawings of pearl, her desktop background WHO is doing all those things for their “best friend” . Pearl’s also shown to be concerned for and protective of Marina as well as be supportive of her infodumping about her interests

Even some smaller and potentially not-even-totally-intentional things just Work perfectly as more subtle details such as Marina’s dev diary being represented by an infinity sign with a rainbow gradient super similar to the symbol for autism advocacy, or the flags near cipher’s siftings with similar coloration to the lesbian flag (more noticeable with a certain filter in camera mode)

In conclusion my god these cephalopods gay good for them