I FOUND THIS ON MY COMPUTER?!!!?!?!!

ninjago fame hcs

- they’re considered to be A-list celebrities in ninjago for obvious reasons.

- every couple of months twitter goes on a hunt to figure out cole’s sexuality and every single time it ends in “all we know is he’s definitely not straight”.

- lloyd has a lot of thirst edits of him on tiktok and he likes them bc he likes seeing ppl freak out when they see he saw it.

- jay has thousands of these “jay walker being the funniest ninja in interviews” on youtube.

- from seasons 1-7 everyone was whipped by kai but after season 8 even if you’re not interested in the ninja you’ll eventually see a nya edit somewhere.

- ppl make zane and vision (from marvel) completions.

- one of the most popular threads about them is how pixal is underrated and should get included in interviews and red carpets more.

- jay has those “the gender envy he gives me” comments. (he does man 😔)

- kai and lloyd have a very close amount of instagram followers.

- i just know that cole does finneas (billie eilish’s brother lol) type tiktoks. (if u haven’t watch his videos where he stitches other tiktoks he’s very dry in a funny way 😭)

- nya is rarely on social media but when she is she has the funniest tweets.

- jay tweets like kurtis conner. (a hilarious youtuber)

- skylor definitely is hella aesthetic on instagram kind of like emma chamberlain.

- pixal has millions of followers and she has like 5 posts 💀.

- lloyd makes and reposts tiktoks about daddy and mommy issues.

1/?

normally this isn't what I post but this has been on my mind for a while.

as a straight person, I can say with 100% honesy, the splatoon fandom does not make me feel unwelcome. "but there's not many canonical straight ships!" ma'am there's not many canonical ships at all.

sure, I wish there was for m x f agent content, but does it matter all that much? no.

pearlina is heavily implied, so what?

acht canonically uses they pronouns, good! we need more enby representation!

just ignore those people who are saying they're unwelcome in the splatoon fandom. they're most likely homophobic and trying to deny it.

"With you here, there is no need for replacements. Let's finish what we started long ago, old friend."

AU: Timepools man. They're not right. Especially if you're Caleb fucking Wittebane.

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Dissonant Melody: Part #18

I can’t believe I went like, 4 chapters without showing anyone’s squid form on-panel.

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I made this drawing of Ladybug and Chat Noir if they were gangsters😚

Dissonant Melody: Part #2

Someone sure knows how to hold a grudge…

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please i want so badly for this to be their dynamic

Zane: "on a scale from 'damn daniel' to 'fre sha vaca do', how are you feeling?"

Jay: "in between 'it’s an avocado, thanks' and 'how did you defeat Captain America', but as a solid answer i would say 'i don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger'. how about you, Cole?"

Cole: "probably 'road work ahead' "

Kai: "i speak many languages, and this is not one of them."