scientists in media: we have engineered a brand-new sentient lifeform in our lab but we treat it like an object with cold detachment and refer to as Specimen 1-A and subject it to horrible tests without remorse
scientists in reality: we built two robots that will leave Earth and never return and their names are Percy and Ginny and we gave Percy a family portrait of all our other Mars robots to take along with it and when the anniversary of its landing comes around we’re working on teaching it to sing itself “happy birthday” like we did for the other robot and–
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minecraft movie but it’s a ghibli-esque animated film about surviving in the wilderness with a healthy balance of legitimately tense monster sequences and relaxing building, farming, and mining. under no circumstances will it be longer than 90 minutes. steve will not be white
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Then how come you're not dead yet?
Maybe *I* just made you stronger
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
where is my ovw 2 hero sigma design blizzard give it to me
It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.
Concept, talon abducts a small child (y/n) with supernatural powers to use for their own gain. The only trouble is the child is barely 3 and the worst they can do is run around the base in the nude avoiding bathtime. So now they have a toddler and end up all wanting to protect and nurture them instead of use them. And thus I present to you my contribution to this idea. Enjoy~ Bambi
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Doomfist: *addressing the council and a table filled with potential partners in crime. Looking menacing, evil, and cruel* Since your plans for the Paris assault turned to dust I suggest you think wisely about your next sentence lest you end up like your pathetic Mach-
Y/N: *hidden by the table, tugging on his sleeve* DeDe!
Doomfist: *looks down at them* oh?
Y/N: *hands him a picture they drew*
Doomfist: Oh well done y/n!! I’ll put this with the rest! *pats their hair*
Everyone at the table: *terrified how he switched personalities so quickly*
you're my present this year
For the last time, I am not giving you my penis
Nice
Me: yeah, I'm a casual western fan, nothing special really
Also me every time I see something even remotely related to westerns:
I know animals and read fanfiction. Name an animal and I could give you a fun fact
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