Headcanon That The Lamplighter Is Learning A Lot From The Dictionary But He Is Reading It In Order So

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I wrote a fanfiction! About Karis and a hypothetical "good" ending that he did not actually get.

"Toriel is so bad Asgore is innocent! Asgore is so bad Toriel is innocent blah blah blah-" SHUT UP THEY BOTH MADE A DECISION BASED ON IMPULSE AND GRIEF AND COPED HORRIBLY WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BOTH EMPATHIZE WITH THEN AND QUESTION THEIR ACTIONS!

THEY ARE FIGHT AND FLEE! (And Asriel is Spare)

Sometimes, the Messengers get a bit bold and write notes of their own. For starters, they know how the Hunter feels when around certain people(Arianna, Alfred, Gilbert, etc.) and will bring up messages to the Hunter along the lines of "Time for Joy!" whenever they're in the presence of these people.

And then there's the little shippers who will take things a step further and write "Time for Seduction."

"Time for Seduction, Treat Ailing One with care," in the case of Gilbert...

Axis's last name should be Dreemurr because he is the GOAT

Yknow after doing chores and overthinking OneShot again I could easily say that TWM having a breakdown strong enough to almost destroy themselves because of their obsession of keeping Niko safe could be a metaphor for getting obsessed with someone out of idealization to such an unhealthy degree that any sense of conflict with them causes one to break down (of course all of this being the product of some sort of trauma)

It's why I don't like the idea/characterization that TWM is obsessed with Niko after Solstice because it wouldn't make sense. TWM is healing and thus has no need to have an unhealthy attachment

He was fucking ourple this whole time...

Dear Supporter,

I hope this message finds you and your family in good health and well being. My name is Dr.Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. 💔

I kindly ask you to visit my campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom. 🙏🕊

Note: Verified by several people as 90-ghost and aces-and-angels. ☑

!!!

Bisan's recent post. I think it's important for you to read it. Tonight 03.12.23, journalists in gaza share their last messages. There are no words to describe the horrors unfolding in gaza right now.

I no longer have any hope of survival like I had at the beginning of this genocide, and I am certain that I will die in the next few weeks or maybe days. I have been sick with severe viral infection for days and cannot move from the mattress!

I suffer from nightmares that are so closely resemble reality that I no longer differentiate between reality and dream.

I live in a world other than the one I claimed to be building! I am a community activist who lived on the fantasy that the world was free and just, and I sought to bring rights not only to my people, but to many men and women in third world countries!

I was shocked that I was not from the third world! Indeed, we are the most humane and moral! Yes, because the world approves, supports, and finances the genocide we are being subjected to, legislates it, and gives reasons for for 58 days! While we are a people who have been living on occupied land for 75 years and are still searching for our rights and communicating our voice to the world!

My message to the world: You are not innocent of what is happening to us, you as governments or peoples that support Israel’s annihilation of my people. We will not forgive you, we will not forgive you, humanity will not forgive you, we will not forget, even if we die, the history will never forget .

A Message to friends: Thank you and the supporters around the world. You have been compassionate and very strong. We ask you not to lose hope, even if the world seems completely unfair and your efforts have not yet resulted in a ceasefire.

The canon ever

Hey Calamus, check this kit!