Ok ok but what if Klaus started a tv show or YouTube channel where he talked to various ghosts? Everyone gets these halfway conversations that he somehow manages to make hilarious. He interviews famous dead people. Ben and Ronald Regan get in a fist fight.
OMG SO MUCH YESSSS
Imagine his collabs though? James Charles would be doing his makeup and Klaus spilling the tea about a ghost that’s been causing drama with Ben
1. i know y'all are probably super busy but if you have the chance, for an ITMF sometime, could i request fics that include nmj being an older brother figure to wwx? like, it doesn’t even have to be the main point of the fic, even just a fic that includes a small part where wwx meets lxc’s partner and it’s his best friend’s big brother who is basically also his older brother (which i’ve seen a few times and crave more of). i just love nmj being a big brother to nhs but also to nhs’s best friend, wwx. if wwx is in a relationship, i’d strongly prefer wangxian. any suggestions, even ones i’ve likely already read, are welcome!!
The River Runs Forever by Cerusee (T, 129k, wangxian, JYL & WWX & JC, NHS/JYL, WWX & NHS, character death, BAMF WWX, inventor WWX, sect leader WWX, WIP) has wwx learning to rely on nmj bc of his role.
Heart of the Beast by WaitForTheSnitch (E, 120k, WIP, WangXian, WWX Isn’t Adopted by the Jiāngs, Adopted WWX, WWX is a Niè, Canon Divergence, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Oblivious WWX, Protective NMJ, Scheming NHS, Protective NHS, Soft NMJ, NMJ is So Done, NHS Is A Little Shit, Pining, LWJ Has Feelings)
shades of grey spill from my veins (bleeding ink all over the page) by cl410 (M, 58k, WangXian, POV NMJ, Canon Divergence, Joining the “WWX raised by the Nie Sect” Club, Hurt/Comfort, Accidental Sibling Acquisition, Single Dad NMJ, NHS & WWX Friendship, Fluff, Humor, Happy Ending, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Protective NMJ, Sunshot Campaign, Some angst, Blood and Injury, Kidnapping, Protective Siblings, Found Family)
Come Around and Stay by trippednfell (M, 160k, WangXian, NieLan, Slow Burn, Kid Fic, Found Family, Modern AU, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, PTSD, Blood and Injury, Dissociation, Angst with a Happy Ending, Musicals, POV Alternating, Baking, Yunmeng reconciliation (eventually), Friend Zoning, Literal Sleeping Together, Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attacks) A really beautiful story
2. looking for fics where lan zhan & wei ying hook up and have a one night stand but then meet each other coincidentally. either through friends of friends -new job -at the store –just want them running into each other and then getting together
a garden, a tenderness by butterflylungs (E, 16k, WangXian, Modern with Magic, Modern Cultivators, Getting Together, casual hook up to friends to lovers, Pining, Hurt/Comfort, Wound Tending, Happy Ending, Age Difference, Power Imbalance, wwx’s canon problems with the jiangs, mentioned past wangxian/others, slightly undernegotiated kink, gege kink, Spit As Lube, Overstimulation, this is softer than the tags make it sound)
Wish I could forget the taste of your skin and the feel of your hands pinning me down by KizuKatana (E, 44k, WIP, WangXian, weapons-grade thirst, Getting Back Together, Trying REALLY hard to not still like your Ex, but failing, BAMF WWX, BAMF LWJ, Canon Divergence, modern cultivator au, Case Fic, LWJ’s canonically big dick, Mutual Pining, Guest-starring LWJ’s canonically poor communication, choices after romantic cave encounters, novel canon relationship dynamics)
Dinner Etiquette by diamondbruise (M, 7k, WangXian, Modern AU, One Night Stands, Misunderstandings, Getting Together, Happy Ending)
On The Way Home by vesna (mrsronweasley) (E, 58k, WangXian, Modern AU, Mpreg, Non-a/b/o mpreg, Unprotected Sex, Unexpected Pregnancy, Friends With Benefits, Getting Together, Pining while fucking) (link in #3)
3. Hello, mods! Thank you kindly for your amazing work! I’m in the mood for mpreg fics where WWX keeps it secret from LWJ but it all comes together nicely with a happy ending. Canon or modern AU are both welcome! Thank you again!
On The Way Home by vesna (mrsronweasley) (E, 58k, WangXian, Modern AU, Mpreg, Non-a/b/o mpreg, Unprotected Sex, Unexpected Pregnancy, Friends With Benefits, Getting Together, Pining while fucking)
SIMILAR! A Scent of Pine in Winter by mondengel (M, 5k, WangXian, A/B/O Dynamics, Angst, Childbirth, Mpreg) maybe not a fully happy ending, but definitely a hopeful one imo
4. Hi I love this blog! For ITMF can I have some wangxian being caught together being intimate by someone?
hold me like it’s already said by softserve (aieyai) (G, 1k, WangXian, Modern AU, Fluff, outside pov)
down that long, long trail with you by Moominmammashandbag (E, 6k, WangXian, Injury Recovery, Rehabilitation, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Body Image, Self-Esteem Issues, Happy Ending, Married Life, No Powers, Pseudo-History) second in this series
5. itmf modern fics where wwx disappears for a long time and everyone thinks he is dead only to see him again!! preferably the disappearance is caused by things outside of his control. for nsfw bottom wwx only please
one good thing by Yuu_chi (T, 26k, WangXian, Modern AU, Ghost WWX, Angst and Humor, Angst with a Happy Ending, I swear there really is a happy ending, And an alarming amount of rabbits, [Podfic] One Good Thing by jellyfishfire)
Let the streetlights guide you home by tellthemstories (M, 36k, WangXian, Modern AU, so much UST, references to drink drugs and underage driving, wwx’s a mess but what else is new?, Car Racing, Street Racing, [podfic] Let the Streetlights Guide You Home by jellyfishfire) originally his disappearance and presumed death is not his fault, but he does continue to stay away voluntarily later. Also can’t guarantee who is top and bottom Excellent podfic
SIMILAR! 🧡 The World We Made by updatebug (T, 80k, WangXian, Modern AU, The Old Guard fusion, Immortals, Immortal LWJ, Angst with a Happy Ending, Junior Quartet is the best Quartet, JYL is the best, NMJ Lives, Reincarnation, The Old Guard AU, Temporary Character Death) immortals AU where WWX was *actually* dead
These Things Stay the Same by notevenyou (E, 29k, WangXian, Modern AU, Kid Fic, Minor Character Death, Injury, Natural Disasters, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hospitalization, Accidents, These Things Stay the Same [Podfic] by Rionaa)
6. Baby a yuan
The Simplest Way Forward by harriet_vane (E, 70k, WangXian, Modern AU, Accidental Baby Acquisition,Kid Fic, explicit in much much later chapters, green card marriage (but not really), pining for your own husband, endless pining, Slow Burn, Happy Ending, Nothing else bad or traumatic happens to the baby, [Podfic of] The Simplest Way Forward by knight_tracer)
box your errors by mellowflicker (T, 42k, WangXian, Modern AU, single dad lwj, Domestic Fluff, Family Issues, Slow Burn, Kid Fic, let lwj have friends agenda, Hurt/Comfort, Pining)
I know what my heart wants by yakuso5u (Not Rated, 28k, WangXian, Modern AU, Single Father LWJ, Fluff, Mutual Pining, Getting Together, Accidental Child Acquisition, Domestic, Slice of Life, Christmas references, nothing Bad happens to no one)
There’s a bunch in our compilations:
Parents/Parental WangXian
Single Parent Wei Wuxian
Single Parent Lan Wangji
7. Hi! For your next ITMF, could you recommend something with gremlin WWX? I’ve read the usuals, like candy and conspiracies and also something with intersect politics in the title tho i don’t remember it’s exact name.. but yeah, anything with gremlin WWX, preferably in modern settings? @flexible-racoon
Meng Yao vs. the Board of the Homeowner’s Association Series by Ariaste (M/T, 119k, WIP, XiYao, WangXian, Modern AU, Established Relationship, xiyao and wangxian are both already married, Family Feels, Domestic Fluff, Family Bonding, Slice of Life, Discussions of Past Trauma, wwx’s canonical kinks, HOAverse)
how to fall in love with a catfish: a guide by wei wuxian (disaster rat) by bwyn, Yuisaki (T, 54k, WangXian, Modern AU, College/University, Actors, Multimedia, Online Friendship, Drunken Shenanigans, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Underage Drinking, Drinking Games, Families of Choice, Ensemble Cast, Fluff and Angst, Slow Burn, Catfish AU) and arguably any college au
8. helloo!! for the next itmf could you recommend a fanfic where wei ying goes on a night hunt with juniors and gets hurt? i would be grateful <3
Menace by MnemonicMadness (T, 7k, WangXian, LQR & WWX, LJY & LSZ & WWX, Hurt/Comfort, Hurt WWX, BAMF WWX, Downplaying an Injury, awkward comforter LQ, Rreluctant matchmaker LQR, Humor, Pining WWX, Good Uncle LQR, Self-Sacrificing WWX, POV LQR, Post-Canon)
Scenes From Three Winters by LtLJ (G, 12k, WangXian, Post-Canon, CQL canon, Romance, Family Feels, Family Drama, Family Issues, Happy Ending, the existential despair of a lan sect banquet, PTSD issues, Body Horror, But just a little, canon typical curses, Bad Parent LQR)
cherry lingers on the stone by ThreePlums (M, 26k, WangXian, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Curses, Case Fic, Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Starvation, Animal Death, Canon-Typical Violence, Cannibalism, Dom/sub Undertones, PTSD, Mild Gore)
9. Hello, for “in the mood for a fic” I got curious the other day about a funny scenario in which, because of reasons, Wei Wuxian ends up having to be the sect leader of Gusu Lan. Maybe cause LWJ doesn’t want to do it, LXC is in seclusion, LSZ is too young, and LQR just feels too old. Does that exist?
10. Hi! Do you happen to know any yunmeng siblings personality swap fics??
11. Hello~ Hope you’re all well! I have two requests for the next in the mood for, and would be grateful if you could find something
A) people react to lwj doing something that they won’t expect him to (*cough* like acting like a human being *cough*), and not just wwx seeing it, but many people going, ‘holy did hgj just do that.’ it could literally be anything, canon or modern.
B) nie huaisang and lan wangji friendship please, preferably in the canon universe, doesn’t matter if it’s a divergence tho.
Thanks a lot for your work! @this-one-is-sleepy
11B)
Associates by nirejseki (Not Rated,10k, WangXian, NHS & LWJ, Post-Canon, Past Friendship, New Friendship)
Little Side Door by nirejseki (G, 3k, LWJ & NHS, LSZ & NMJ, Canon Divergence, LSZ in another sect)
We can light a match and burn it down by Ibijau (T, 78k, WangXian, Arranged Marriage, Canonical Character Death, Angst, Pining, Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Morally Ambiguous Character, Friendship, platonic marriage, Open Marriage, Happy Ending)
12. hiiii thank you for all your hard work<33 in the next itmf can i request A) fics for mxtx crossovers with wwx being adopted by hualian and/or bingqiu (set in mdzs/cql/tgmodc) and B) fics in which lwj dumps/hurts wwx then regrets it and when wwx tries to leave he tries to win him back? preferably wwx iz preggy but lwj doesnt know thank you so much! hope you have a nice day💗🌺💮💙❤ @justheretoreadmxtxverse
12B)
the earthquake in the room by phnelt (E, 39k, WangXian, College/University, Modern: No Powers, Canada, Getting Together, Mentions of lwj/others, inter-faculty romance, strangers to lovers to frenemies to lovers, mostly book characterisation)
What Comes After Love by Rainbow_Horizon (T, 17k, WangXian, POV LWJ, Protective LWJ, LWJ Has Feelings, POV WWX, Sad WWX, Jealous WWX, Canon - Módào Zǔshī & The Untamed Combination, Post-Canon, Insecurity, Chief Cultivator LWJ, Break Up, Separations, Angst with a Happy Ending, Established Relationship, marriage issues, Marriage Proposal)
Honesty is the Best Policy (Except if You’re an Asshole) by piecrust ( E, 22k, College AU, Porn with feelings, Angst)
13. Hey there! For the next I’m In The Mood For post, please can I request some fics where Lan Wangji loses his golden core? Either temporarily or permanently. And preferably with lots of angst and hurt/comfort! Thank you!
stay, fury, your wrist wrapped in silk by spookykingdomstarlight (T, 228k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, YL LWJ, LWJ loses his golden core, yiling wei sect, Hurt/Comfort, Heavy Angst, Major Character Injury, Injury Recovery, Temporary Character Death, War Crimes, WangXian Get a Happy Ending, Revenge, Protracted Sunshot Campaign, temporary impotence, growing intimacy)
14. Looking for Wangxian fics that have Lan Xichen as a bad ass and not the spineless passive man he is in the story. I loved his character, but he also annoyed me towards the end. So I would like to find some where he stands up for Lan Zhan, or doesn’t trust Jin Guangyao. Please and thanks! @marietsy40-blog
The blame game by apathyinreverie (T, 13k, WangXian, Fix-It, Time Travel, LXC time travels, Canon Divergence, Possessive LWJ, Oblivious WWX, Fluff, Siblings, Romance, Golden Core Reveal, kind of, Golden Core Fix-It) a bit of a cheat cos it’s time travel but it’s got a truly amazing fix it courtesy of lxc
also, stiltonbasket writes some good proactive lxc if you don’t mind browsing a bit
15. any fics out there that acknowledge that jiang cheng has done some pretty awful things that are STILL jc!friendly or at least like. jc!neutral? i only ever see fics that are either 100% jc bashing and ignore stuff like his own core sacrifice for wwx or 100% jc forgiveness and pretend he did nothing wrong, and i’d love to see something that deals with jc in more shades of gray. (preferably yunmeng bros reconciliation, but idk how much of this exists so i’ll take anything lol)
Hazy Shades of You by nuttinonice (E, 31k, wangxian, incense burner, hurt/comfort, smut w/ feelings, JC & WWX reconciliation, fluff, angst w happy ending)
a tide in two seas by occultings (microcomets) (E, 80k, wangxian, modern w/ magic, post-canon, pining, getting together, established relationship, case fic, JC & WWX reconciliation, first time)
Come Around and Stay by trippednfell (M, 160k, wangxian, LXC/NMJ, modern, angst w happy ending, slow burn, kid fic, found family, eventual JC & WWX reconciliation, PTSD, blood & injury, hurt/comfort, trauma, panic attacks)
💖 总有一天; a place to hide (can’t find one near) by yiqie (E, 76k, wangxian, modern, getting together, mental health issues, suicide attempt, suicidal thoughts, depression, hospitals, overdosing, eventual happy ending, pianist au)
❤️ Gentians in bloom by teawater (M, 251k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, AU after cold spring, Political Marriage, Dysfunctional Family, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Fix-It, Hurt/Comfort, LQR bashing (not really), POV Multiple, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Eventual Happy Ending, BAMF WWX, JC is actually a lot better than canon, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, YZY bashing (again not completely) )
Drowning in the Sun by Zelos (T, 8k, JC & WWX, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Golden Core Transfer, Canon-Typical Violence, Brotherly Love, Sunshot Campaign, Family Dynamics, Grief/Mourning, Angst, Twin Prides of Yúnmèng Feels, Twin Prides of Yúnmèng Dynamics, [Podfic] Drowning in the Sun by flamingwell)
some good mistakes by Lise (T, 18k, WangXian, JC & LWJ, Road Trips, (terrible road trips), Post-Canon, POV JC, Rescue Missions, Hurt/Comfort, (Ish), Awkward Conversations, JC & WWX Reconciliation, (ish they’re working on it), [Podfic] some good mistakes by kisahawklin)
16. itmf recs for dark yunmeng siblings? but like not against each other, more of like they kill/maim together or for each other. bonus points if they keep it secret from each other. canon era is preferred but modern au is also acceptable. thank you so much! this blog is a blessing ♥️♥️♥️
The Fourth Path by handwritten (onefromanotherworld) (M, 6k, JC & JYL & WWX, Canon Divergence, Yunmeng Shuangjiey, unmeng trio, Yúnmèng Siblings Bonding, Demonic Cultivator WWX, Demonic Cultivator JC, Demonic Cultivator JYL, Necromancy, Revenge, Blood and Gore, Broken Bones, Torture, Murder, implied/referenced trauma, Self-Esteem Issues, Self-Harm, Changing POVs, bad understanding of demonic cultivation, Hopeful Ending)
17. Hey!
This is my 1st time using this app so I hope I’m not making a mistake while writing this..?
So I wanted to ask if there’s any fic when after CQL ends, WWX doesn’t come back to LWJ and finds someone else and makes a home away from Gusu. (It doesn’t matter if the other person is a cultivator or not)
I really want to read a story where after everything when LWJ leaves him there breaks the last thread of hope WWX has so he moves on.
Thanks for ur time :) @purhplet09
If you didn’t get an answer to your ask here, don’t forget to make use of @mdzs-kinkmeme and MDZS KINK MEME on Dreamwidth. Authors actually do use them for ideas. You may get what you order!***Your prompt doesn’t have to be kink! Fluff, crack, whatever - it’s all good!***
So has anyone mentioned that Grace’s embroidery project she’s working on when Diego shuts her off looks like a moon with a chunk detaching from it? I can’t get a screenshot because Netflix seems to be able to block them, but I just noticed this on my third (3rd) rewatch last night.
Oh my god you’re right!
Did Grace know?
Part 1 I Part 2
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Soulmates
* Fundamentally Flawed by QueenofCamelot
”Growing up without a soul mark was never easy for Arthur. According to science, to the universe, he wasn’t meant to be loved.”
* Missing Mark by violentincest
“Everyone is born with a soul-mate tattoo except for Arthur.”
* Tally Mark by supercalvin
“When someone falls in love, a red tally mark appears on their wrist. When the love is returned, the mark turns black. When someone falls out of love, the mark fades, but never entirely. When the person you love dies, the mark turns into a scar.”
* Thousand Times Worse. Or Better? by elirwen
“Forced by Morgana’s nagging, Arthur visits soulbond guidance office. Merlin Emrys is asigned to be his guide. That’s where the simple ends and complicated begins.”
* Strike of Lightining (Canon Era) by helloearthlings
“Uther’s commandment was very simple: If there should come a day when Arthur met his soulmate, he would drive a sword through their chest and kill them on sight.”
* The Secrects We Hide on Our Skins (Canon Era) by Michaelssw0rd
“Merlin had a penchant for wearing ugly neckerchiefs, and Arthur had a tendency to become obsessed with everything related to his manservant. It didn’t help that they both had secrets they wanted to keep hidden more than anything else.“
* Deeds (Canon Era) by the5leggedCricket
“Arthur is coming of age, and that means he’s about to get Deeds—marks on his body telling him of his soulmate’s greatest accomplishments. But as he tries to find his soulmate, he also makes some worrying discoveries about the kind of person his soulmate is.“
* Rings of Fire, Dragons and Swords (Canon Era) by Guardian_Rose
“It wasn’t that he was ashamed of it or that it was ugly like the other children in the village had whispered behind his back or that it wasn’t there at all. The problem was that Merlin had magic, always had and always would, so his mark changed. Not often. Not every week or even every month. But it would transform into something new and Merlin would feel an inkling of the burns his soulmate must have felt when they were first claimed. Arthur’s mark hadn’t changed for years when he met Merlin. Not since a golden dragon had wound it’s way up and around his shin and leg with blue fire just to top it off.“
[It has a 2nd part that it’s still a WIP but looks amazing: New Century, New Mark, New Start]
* One Soulmate to Go by TsingaDark
“In a world where soulmates exist, Arthur still hasn’t found his other half.”
Virginity
* Wicked Game by winterstorrm
“Arthur’s the King of Camelot…nightclub. He can pick and choose who he wants, and he does – often – no promises and absolutely no repeats. The night he chooses Merlin might just be his undoing.“
* Seven Long Years by winterstorrm
”Arthur and Merlin are both eighteen, and the both of them are still virgins. One night, they’re a little drunk, and create a pact to lose their virginities to one another if they haven’t lost it by the time they’re twenty-five.”
* Virgin Territory by ingberry
“Gwaine’s parties are legendary. It’s mostly because of the orgy in the basement where people offer themselves up for the greater good. Merlin figures that’s a smashing way to get rid of his virginity, mostly because he’s never seen anyone from his high school at Gwaine’s. The idea seems a lot worse when he’s on his knees, naked and blindfolded. Thank fuck for the guy who grabs him and hauls him back up the stairs.“
* Virginity for Sale by teprometo
“Arthur’s just dicking around on Craigslist London when he sees that a university student is selling his virginity to the highest bidder. He has no logical reason to believe it’s Merlin, but he does, and after some ethically questionable snooping, he discovers that he’s correct. A series of bad decisions ensues.“
* Taking it Slowly (Canon Era) by et_cetera55
“Prompt: Can we have some shy, virgin, scared Merlin fics with gentle and tender Arthur?”
Transgerder
* Summer is Late, My Heart by Polomonkey
“It’s the hottest day of the year and Arthur meets an old friend at the beach.Then it’s sun and sand and love, as usual.“
* Little Wooden Boy and the Belly of Love by new_kate
“Arthur moves to a a different city to start a new life and become a new man. On a whim he decides to share a flat with an attractive stranger, and quickly gets drawn into Merlin’s odd little world.“
Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.
I’ve been deadass laughing for 10 minutes straight hELp
#not this time bitch
This is a very random post, but I just remembered this story my mother told me about her mother (my grandmother).
Basically, they were somewhere in France and they just had lunch in this cute little cafe and my grandmother went inside to pay. She wanted to pay with card because reasons, but back in the day, long long ago, paying with card wasn't really all that normal at the time, so she had to ask first.
The problem here is that my (Dutch) grandmother asked if she could pay with a
"card postale"
Which translated to Dutch literally means postal card (which is how you used to do credit card payments back in the day, apparently), but translated correctly means postcard.
So anyway, you have this annoyed feisty lady practically yelling that she would like to pay for her food with a postcard and a very confused waiter who tried to explain that you cannot pay with postcards for food and my grandfather who was just laughing real hard.
So long story short, my grandparents are fucking hilarious.
by Yuu_chi
E, 25k, wangxian
Summary: “Wei Ying,” Lan Wangji says, voice slow and a pitch too quiet. A second later Wei Wuxian understands why. “I cannot hear.”
Or; Lan Wangji is cursed into internal isolation. Their ability to understand one another remains as unwavering as ever.
My comments: In which Lan Wangji wakes up deaf after a night hunt. And the next morning he’s deaf and blind. And the morning after that he’s deaf and blind and mute.
He and Wei Ying comfort each other a lot while still being terrified about what’s going on. The comfort is almost exclusively physical, of course, because Lwj is becoming more and more isolated in the shell of his body. But things get worse, and one morning he cannot feel it when Wei Ying tries to write a word on his hand….
post canon, night hunts, curses, intimacy, light angst, established relationship, happy ending, blindness, deafness, muteness, mutism, sensory deprivation, hurt lan wangji, hurt/comfort, caretaking, top lan wangji, bottom lan wangji, top wei wuxian, bottom wei wuxian, service top, favorite
Ben, through Klaus: dying sucks ass, how do you idiots cope with mortality?
Diego: violent outbursts
Klaus: general slutiness
Five: due to denial I’m immortal