"Why Do You Have So Much Trouble Making Friends? Why Do You Say Things That Way? Why Don't You Know How

I am about to lose my gd mind knowing I can't irl take his 5'3 ass and sling him across the bedroom like a sexy little sack of potatoes. Just climb me like I'm a titan already 🥵

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

If he has had sex it's been a handful of times and he's never had a relationship 🤧

I actually headcanon Hawks being a virgin. I mean, with the hero commission breathing down his neck, his never-ending hero work, and working towards his goal of creating a society where heroes have to much time on their hands our birdman just doesn't have the time. But somehow, he was given the reputation of being a playboy and doesn't understand where it came from.

*Hawks talking with Tokoyami and Dark Shadow*

Hawks: I HAVE NO HOES TOKOYAMI! THESE BITCHES DON'T FUCK WITH ME, SO WHY DO I HAVE THIS REPUTATION!?

Dark Shadow: *can't breathe and is wheezing*

Tokoyami: *staring blankly at Hawks as he continues to scream*

I was playing CoD and I shit-talked some guy named Tomura and he sent me a message with my exact coordinates???

Me to myself any time I see a word or phrase I like in what I'm reading

I just saw u write for Levi and just know I will be reading that in fact cause I’m so insane over this man godddd 😩

I am only extremely rabid for him 🥵 especially post-war Levi. I NEED to have him a panting mess under me as a reward for all his hard work

Hey, Jimbo! I saw you scrolling by and wanted to let you know that your writing skills are becoming mallards among men. You're doing great, kiddo. So good luck on that draft. And remember—have fun with it!

I feel the same way so I never have Reader end up pregnant! There are plenty of fics where Reader gets pregnant and has babies, but I never see a happy ending that doesn't involve kids, so I write them for myself 💜

Why is it, that y/n always pregnant in almost every single fic with my favs?!?!

There's almost nothing to read for us who don't want kids or don't wanna be pregnant (I know its just fiction but still) 😮‍💨

And it's always the good fics that get ruined with y/n being preggo 😣