Had to explain to someone today that if they have to tell me they're a good guy, that means they probably aren't a good guy. Also on the list of explanations was:
•You need to ask women about themselves if you want to date them
•Being a moderate is still not viewed as being on the side of humanity
•Trauma dumping and using a woman as a therapist doesn't count as getting to know them
•Feminism and misandry aren't the same things
•Actual basic female anatomy
God I'm so fucking done with dating and it's only been like a month
Thank you for the follow! I took a look at your blog and I love it sm 🥺👉👈
Thank you, love!! I took one look at your blog and knew we were kindred spirits, had to follow back 💜
So anyways...
How is it that I write thousands of words about sexual tension and some of the most explicit smut that's ever smutted but I can't tell if someone was flirting with me at work lmao help 😭
I hope all self shippers are having a lovely day
you don't even like me. you just like my dubious morals and fat ass
Every time 🥲
You guys could come at me with the claw end of a hammer and I'd be jazzed for the opportunity
Reblog if its ok for your moots to stalk your blog and interact with everything you've posted.
Me becoming immediate best friends with the people who Kudos and comment
I love when people Kudos my fic, because that means I get to stalk their AO3 profile and steal their bookmarks to read later >:]
haaate when i actually find advertisements funny. makes me feel dirty . makes me feel impure