So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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Hi I just wanted to say
If you look like this
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"You've prepared the whole year for this. Don't let it go to waste." "I can and I will." "It doesn't matter how hard it takes to reach my goal." "It doesn't matter if the other person is more talented than you. There's no rule for them to work more harder than you." "You can wake up anyday and decide to change the person that you are." "Who cares if I'm pretty if I fail my finals?" "One day, you'll leave this world behind so live a life that you'll remember." "If it's a million to one. I'm gonna be that one.” "You can't be perfect. No one can. But you can try to be the best." "Failure is a part of success. Use it in the best way possible." "You are more than capable of handling yourself and your textbooks." "Study like you haven't prayed and pray like you haven't studied." "You came this far only to come this far?" "There is no way I'm going to come back with something I don't like." "Study because learning is better than being ignorant." "Grades aren't everything but they do make your life somewhat easier." "I know more than i think I do." “There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.” "Progress > Perfection." "You're doing this for you. Only you. Don't forget that."
welp I slept last night but hey!
I SLEPT ALMOST 8 HOURS OMGG
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ugh didn't do that much, or at least not as much as I would have wanted to.
I went to school for the extra maths classes, then came home and solved quite a lot of maths problems, and then went to maths tutoring. I arrived home at 7 pm, it is almost 11 pm and I have been procrastinating since. I will try and study a little for Romanian tonight, cause there are some concepts I really need to understand.
I'll eventually reblog tomorrow with what I managed to do tonight!!!
oops?
My wisest and dumbest decision was to not open tumblr while drunk
no ❤️ vember
the folklore studies students
telling stories on long winter nights
a reverence for information passed down from generation to generation
the original grimm’s fairytales on your bookshelf
being fascinated by oral forms of storytelling
fighting to have the importance of folklore traditions recognized, rather than dismissed
the warmth of human conversation
comparing various communities and cultures
a love for the art of storytelling
understanding the importance, through context, of seemingly trivial traditions
studying anthropology and literature to supplement your work
the gentle flickering of a candle flame
appreciating the whimsical details of life
folklore as a vehicle for reflecting on the world
analyzing the messages behind myths and fables
the power of cultural heritage to counteract oppression
a stack of folklore anthologies with your favorite pages marked
finding deep significance in a simple legend or story
wanting to make folk culture and traditions more widely recognized and understood
examining the many different versions of a single tale
a fascination with all forms of communication and expression
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ugh didn't do that much, or at least not as much as I would have wanted to.
I went to school for the extra maths classes, then came home and solved quite a lot of maths problems, and then went to maths tutoring. I arrived home at 7 pm, it is almost 11 pm and I have been procrastinating since. I will try and study a little for Romanian tonight, cause there are some concepts I really need to understand.
I'll eventually reblog tomorrow with what I managed to do tonight!!!
What if after Neil died, Todd went and visited Neil's grave every day and one day, a few years after graduation, he went to Neil's grave and set a ring on the head stone asking if Neil would marry him. Neil would have obviously said yes if he were still alive so Todd buries the ring a little under the ground near the headstone and wears his around just to remind him of his first and last love. The ring is engraved with Neil's name and the day he killed himself.
(Thank you for this very sad headcanon @/the.poet.and.the.actor on Instagram.)
Me studying for my math exam like
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ah yes lmao, I forgot to update yesterday and now I forgot everything I've done then. I'm pretty sure I did some Romanian though??? Idk lmao oopsies
Tim | it/they/he | INFJ | chaotic evil | ravenclaw | here for a good time not for a long time
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