Aw Man. I Thought This Was Supposed To Be Fun.

What about with butter and garlic seasonings?

ladies! is there honestly anything sexier than

bread

God, I'm so gay.

You don't get Hestia as an option because what, you think I'm gonna make this EASY on you?

I’ve had this on repeat for a million times

One time I did anal wrong and walked like a thug for two days. Unfortunately, I had to get groceries during those two days and I got followed and stared at in Walmart because they thought I was gonna steal something.

When a life or death situation comes up:

Me: just relax. It's cool.

When a minor inconvenience enters my life:

Me: jUST RELAX! WHY AREN'T YOU RELAXING!!

The original simps were the squirrels in Candace’s pants