Does The Meth Affect The Taste Of The Gator

*Stuffing large marshmallows with nuts to simulate bones as an alternative to eating the birds at my mom's bird feeder whole then eating it while staring at a particularly tasty looking finch*

it's bird time :)

See these hands. They've been in so many armpits.

sometimes you just gotta add a new plant to the planter battle royal and hope it survives

sometimes your elbow is liked by a little creature in the night, and you just have to live with that

whenever I'm depressed dogs hate me and my vibes. they hate me and won't stop barking, which honestly is not helping

sometimes you read a book series just to understand it's fanfic better

Horrid sister, mother, cooks me in the winter to keep you warm!

bathroom smelled, and now my lungs are pumpkin spice scented

Nothing is worse than bumping your headphones and turning on ambient mode. You're just watching your silly little videos one second, and the next, you're in the trenches during a storm praying to a god who will not answer for a mercy that will not be given.

My prophetic dreams keep spoiling my pirated chinese webnovels.