Can't Believe We All Witnessed Bad Torture Quackity On Stream Wow

Can time stop moving forward I just wanna pretend it's 2008

people who are so open about not watching the egg arc scare me to no end. why do you want everyone to know that you don't have taste ToT

He's a runner he's a track star

none of this would be happening if the eggpire was offered a proper support system after the banquet

I just listened to a kid talking about how he shoved his hand in a toilet while wearing a Minecraft costume and I've never been more ashamed to be a dsmp fan /j

Is anyone else just... exhausted?

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

just know if i could crawl on the ceiling on all fours i would