And What Will We Do If Wilbur’s Ao3 Fic Doesn’t Have The Right Kind Of Paragraph Breaks?

i say ‘anyway’ and ‘so like’ to start sentences the entire day as if i were havin the same conversation even though i am speaking to totally different people and the truth is i am having one conversation it is just a constant dialogue with me and the universe and whatever victims it offers me

"it was affection that held us together" okay homotron 9000

Exploding in the kiln on purpose for attention

if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise

i don't care how uncomfortable you are around cis men, queer cis men still need places to go, and sometimes, those spaces will be shared with yours. disabled and neurodivergent queer men and queer men of color especially need a place to go. the queer community isn't the "fuck cis men" community. that is the rad fem community. if you think cis men and people who read as cis men are inherently "too scary" or shouldn't be allowed in queer spaces, you joined the wrong community.

people who are so open about not watching the egg arc scare me to no end. why do you want everyone to know that you don't have taste ToT

(some) DSMP characters as types of figures of speech

all figures of speech and their definitions taken directly from the wikipedia page for figures of speech

DREAM - PARADIASTOLE: Extenuating a vice in order to flatter or soothe

CALLAHAN - ELLIPSIS: Omission of words

AWESAMDUDE - ANTONOMASIA: Substitution of a proper name for a phrase or vice versa

BADBOYHALO - OXYMORON: Using two terms together that normally contradict each other

TOMMY - PARRHESIA: Speaking openly or boldly in a situation where it is unexpected

PUNZ - PUN: When a word or phrase is used in two or more different senses

WILBUR - ENJAMBMENT: Incomplete sentences at the end of lines in poetry

SCHLATT - ANTI-CLIMAX: When expectations are raised, everything is built-up, and then suddenly something boring or disappointing happens

SKEPPY - HYPERBATON: Words that naturally belong together separated from each other for emphasis or effect

ERET - EPANORTHOSIS: Immediate and emphatic self-correction

TECHNOBLADE - METAPHOR: An implied comparison between two things, attributing the properties of one thing to another that it does not literally possess

ANTFROST - APOSTROPHE: Directing the attention away from the audience to an absent third party, often in the form of a personified abstraction or inanimate object

CAPTAIN PUFFY - MEIOSIS: Use of understatement, usually to diminish the importance of something

RANBOO - ANTITHESIS: Juxtaposition of opposing or contrasting ideas

FOOLISH - ARCHAISM: Use of an obsolete, archaic word

HANNAH - PATHETIC FALLACY: Ascribing human conduct and feelings to nature

SLIMECICLE - ONOMATOPOEIA: Word that imitates a real sound

i cant find my other post but shoutout to people who use it/its pronouns ill buy you all a slushie