It'd Be Really Cool If Hbomb Was The Bartender At Las Nevadas

c!Sam is my favorite horror movie girlie. Like yesss go into the creepy corridor, touch the blood vines, yeah go toward the red portal, get chased trip and fall and sob your mascara off as the guy chases you. Stay in denial too.

Would anyone be interested in seeing any fanfic ? I might start writing on Ao3 when I get the motivation to

Eating Crayola cereal rn and it doesn't taste like crayons this is a rip-off

“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

unrelated to my previous post about this book but whoever fucking thought ''tim burton's kind of story'' was a good thing to write on miss peregrine's 5th book obviously didnt see the movie where tim burton fucked EVERYTHING up

i say ‘anyway’ and ‘so like’ to start sentences the entire day as if i were havin the same conversation even though i am speaking to totally different people and the truth is i am having one conversation it is just a constant dialogue with me and the universe and whatever victims it offers me

My mother just called my sister a Muffin head what timeline am i living in

I just listened to a kid talking about how he shoved his hand in a toilet while wearing a Minecraft costume and I've never been more ashamed to be a dsmp fan /j