OH YEEAAHHHH BABY!!!! SUPER WORM TIME

i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them

“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom” “I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom” “This Is How I Disappear, Mom”

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

Random things that are said at my school #3

"Ew. Tastes like heterosexuality."

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"StOp Or I'll GrOpE yOuR tOeS."

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"Quadratic functions."

"SAME THOUGH."

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"Who wants to take hand sanitizer shots?"

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"Calling SpongeBob at three am..... GONE SEXUAL!"

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Yes I know nobody reads these but I still will post them so fight me.

Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

ADHD brain during all hours of sunlight: our body will never leave this bed so help me god

ADHD brain at 3 in the morning: if we don’t master the art of ballet Right This Fucking Instant we are going to die

how to trick writers into giving you more fanfic to read

NICO DI ANGELO IN A LONG BLACK COAT

PASS IT ON

Me too, stories bitch.

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