forget ur astrology sign that’s nerd shit. when ur jamming out to a song in your room do you do air guitar, air drums or air microphone. that is the only point when you are you’re true self
that fun moment when you find out the lead singer of one of your favorite bands is racist and homophobic ✌✌✌
if you have android and you dont use youtube vanced…….. wyd……..
happy (early) thanksgiving, gays
[everyone is at a packed Starbucks]
Grian: This is crazy! [holds Cub’s hand]
[both look down and look up]
Grian: You’re not Mumbo
Cub: Nope
Mumbo: You’re holding the wrong hand, honey.
Grian: You sure?
Cub: We’re sure
Grian: I feel committed to finishing this Starbucks experience with you now
Cub: I’m not paying
Grian: Oh never mind, let me go back to Mumbo
Mumbo: I’m not paying either!
Xisuma, in front of them: Come hold my hand, Grian. I’ll buy you any frappuccino you want
Grian: [holds hands with Xisuma, looks back at Cub and Mumbo] At least someone cares about me
Random things that are said at my school #4
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"Here's my advice: Distract yourself. Watch some anime, listen to music, read. Do anything. If it's masturbating, masturbate. Go ahead."
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"You need a hug. But not from me, because I'm socially awkward."
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"How dark is this able to be?"
"As dark as you want."
"Nice."
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"Trademark the stinky."
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*whispers* "My feet are cold."
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"NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FOOT FETISH KAREN."
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"THE GIRL SITTING IN FRONT OF ME SAID THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING BECAUSE SHE WAS PLAYING DORIAN DOWNS WHEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING OVER THE SEA TO SKYE AND SHE ALSO HIT ME WITH HER BOW AND SAID SHE DIDN'T AND THAT I PROBABLY DESERVED IT."
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*kahoot music playing softly in background*
your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?
I like space and gay stuff and pretty people and bands and memes so hit me up if you have anything you think is cool. my original content is a waste of time, so good luck finding anything worthwhile.
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