“what Time Is It” You Ask, I Pull Out My 2.7 Metric Ton Granite Sundial And Immediately Crush Both

"happy april fools day!" wouldnt even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great

A pygmy marmoset sitting on a bunch of green bananas.

Angela Davis & Ursula K Le Guin, visionary women for a hopeful future

Hello world! I'm 17 minutes old❤️

New Hampshire is so damn beautiful

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

venezuela has announced it's sending 30 tons of humanitarian aid supplies to gaza

hozier was so insane for writing francesca. he announces the song and you’re like okay maybe he’s in love with someone named francesca and then really it’s about a pair of lovers from dante’s inferno, who fell deeply for each other outside of marriage and consequently were sent to hell for their “uncontrollable lust”. telling each other “put me back in it”, i would do it all again, i would condemn myself to hell to be with you both in life and after. god could give me the option over and over again and i would not change a single thing. our love has never been wrong, heaven is too small to fit a love like ours. why would he write that