Looking At Wikipedias List Of Obsolete Jobs And Dreaming Of A Better Life

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

calling pretty girls mama not in the mommy kink way but the johnny bravo way

choke it back

Help me Father for I am weak and also an idiot.

these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook

lmao doesn’t even mean “laughing my ass off” anymore it’s just “lmao”. she is like a brother to me

a thrilling saga

if i was the ceo or whatever of taco bell i’d be on suicide watch after this

i should be naked with my lover not whatever this is

The Armoured Skeleton of St Pancratius (I think)