Hitb Is Just Be Gay Do Crimes

Haha what if I wrote a fake promotional blog post where you were an incredibly dashing and suave director who slaps me to get into character and at first it angers me but then I feel wildly exhilarated 😳 and we were both boys 😳

truly been an honor to shitpost with you all

Your twitter is amazing, thank you

ayy thank you for enjoying my small collection of tweets i have there so far u3u

this entered my head and i felt it deep in my soul

I would like to direct your attention to this tweet the RLM Twitter liked today

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Basically, the bearded twink (Jay) and his friend, Mike, are VCR repairmen who have been scamming the serial killer guy out of money for years. Their latest ploy was for Jay to marry him to get power of attorney over him, but Mike tried to double-cross Jay by feeding him cake laced with gay pheromones so he would really fall in love with the serial killer; then, Mike tried to get him to sign a sketchy pre-nup to give all the money to Mike. Jay figured it out, though, and eloped with serial killer guy to Las Vegas, but their wedding was interrupted by Mike (who told them about the pheromones), the serial killer’s son that he’d tried to sacrifice as a baby by throwing him into a volcano, and that volcano’s god, who subsequently fell in love with the serial killer and has been having sex with him in his dreams ever since. Feeling betrayed, Jay calls off the wedding. It’s revealed that the gay pheromones were inactive, though, so I guess it was true love after all. :P

mikejay folk now that botw is canon in hitbverse even though we’ve already been sampling elements from botws in fics/content for a while