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the clock strikes midnight. in my timezone at least!

coming clean

in my defense i genuinely thought nobody would believe it and the post would flop 🫣

@whothefuckisjerma was not in on my deceit and i only told them afterwards. they did warn me rlmblr would call for my execution when i confessed shdjfk

shoutout to @blortch bc ur pranks absolutely inspired me (i learned it from watching YOUUUU)

also just a special mention to poor @oldladyinthewall i almost fessed up a couple times seeing your panic im very sorry ily i hope u will look back on this event and laugh 😭

thinkin’ bout mike’s beard………..

@bad-times-bad-decisions said Mike’s Soft Lemonade in tags and it made me laugh

grey hair streak mwah mwah mwah

🐵👽📼✨in your eyes✨

⚠️ Stop! Have you sexualized that old man today? ⚠️