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i, elon 'cool guy' musk has got a tumblr so i can call you a bitch. bitch.

correct. alas however i see through your ruse as the real guy would, id imagine, be far too shameless to use anon

i fucking love this

A crossover no one asked for...

except me.

idk why i did this

you're just thinking it's a small thing that happened the world ended when it happened to me

we hug now - sydney rose / decoding lewis hamilton and nico rosberg's rivalry - the economic times / rosberg tells of impromptu lift encounter with hamilton - planet f1 / nico rosberg seals 2016 f1 championship, lewis hamilton wins race - autosport / lewis hamilton's ferrari debut ends with frustration and confusion - the pinnacle gazette / nico rosberg retires: world champion quits formula 1 five days after title win - bbc / lewis hamilton & nico rosberg: 'they'd even race eating pizza' - bbc / even in retirement, nico rosberg is never far from racing - si / the blue - gracie abrams

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Do you ever think about the fact that, since you have so many asks, it is a fair possibility that some of the asks you get are from people who have died since sending it?

Yes

I love how u can see a number next to the askbox again, now if I say something fucked up, I know how many people want me dead

Something something Jake and Neytiri both losing their older siblings who were destined for great things and then being thrust into their places and having whatever they had planned for themselves disregarded as powers higher than their own gave them a job they weren't quite qualified for but it helped them find each other and they took solace in that bada bing bada boom soulmates from across the stars. Anyway Tommy and Sylwanin are looking down on them smiling.

lol lmao

'I'm just your lovable pukicho' except you are not that lovable.

Look again, you will see wonders beyond your imagination