The Version Absolutely Nobody Asked For

wait so technically vampires are vegetarians

pretty, a good brother and badass af???sign me up

i just saw an aftg post on inSTAGRAM???IN 2025???

when tf did the fandom escape tumblr

Death will not free you of your duties, Jason Grace

i just finished rereading I Was Screaming Your Name Through The Radio aND FUCK ME HOW DOES IT SLWAYS MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY HOLYYY SHIT.

i feel like percy wouldnt really be into pranks tho

The DemiGods as content creators / you tubers

Percy: ngl I feel like he would be one of those annoying prank/joke youtubers that make skits and challenges and prank videos and amasses a huge fucking audience of people between the ages of 12-18

Annabeth: A booktuber! One of those 'that girl' lifestyle/study content creators. She has 2 channels, one where she post book hauls and deep dives into different tropes etc and another more chill one where she does study vlogs and all that :)

Jason: I feel like he would have the most random channel in the world nobody knows what's going on. One Tuesday he's in Austria because he accidentally fell asleep on a European train and next week he's posting a video of him learning how to fish with professionals and then there's a surprise ghost hunting episode in the mix.

Piper: Not too sure how to categorise this but she would have a very ChadChad vibe. Funny commentary / reaction videos sprinkled in with some funny skits and stuff in between.

Frank: off wouldn't it be so funny if he was a tiktok thirst trapper? yeah well he's not but he does make cooking videos!! very high quality videos with the best recipes. He has a series about cooking meals friendly for college students budget/time friendly and also Hazel always makes cameos to do a taste test.

Hazel: I think it would be really nice for her to have a very girly makeup/clothes/hair type channel? all her videos are so calming and aesthetic and cosy and she does so many q/n/a sessions she's kind of like being the internets big sister very cute very wholesome :)

Leo: He has a channel where he just builds things and talks. Now this might sound boring BUT it's kind of like ASMR in a way because Leo always has the most wild fucking stories and watching someone work is oddly calming. He takes requests where someone asks him to fix something of a specific model, Leo finds that exact model, breaks it in that specific way so that he can help his viewers!

Nico: OOOhhh he'd definitely be a gamer actually. A twitch streamer if you will. He plays the most random games and also somehow knows everybody for collaborations, like how tf did Nico invite Leo, Reyna, Percy and Jason to play among us with him how does he know these people.

Reyna: aaaaaahhhhh I don't know actually maybe she has two channels one where she does work out videos and stuff and the other one where she is very anti-alpha male podcast vibes,,just talking videos where she kind of talks sense into people and give people (mostly centred towards women) money advice and breakup advice and college advice you get the gist.

Octavian: Got cancelled.

Something something Jake and Neytiri both losing their older siblings who were destined for great things and then being thrust into their places and having whatever they had planned for themselves disregarded as powers higher than their own gave them a job they weren't quite qualified for but it helped them find each other and they took solace in that bada bing bada boom soulmates from across the stars. Anyway Tommy and Sylwanin are looking down on them smiling.