Can Someone Please Leave A Picture Of Wario In The Replies

IFJEHFNXN IM CJREMAJSNGNGNJE ???NXHXB?N? SIR LEWIS HAMILTON

its going to take me years to recover from this

he's just a little guy!! (six feet tall criminal)

i just finished rereading I Was Screaming Your Name Through The Radio aND FUCK ME HOW DOES IT SLWAYS MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY HOLYYY SHIT.

pretty, a good brother and badass af???sign me up

i, elon 'cool guy' musk has got a tumblr so i can call you a bitch. bitch.

correct. alas however i see through your ruse as the real guy would, id imagine, be far too shameless to use anon

Pukicho heaven 

my loves

Death will not free you of your duties, Jason Grace

the words of a man who is about to have his life destroyed by a button for the second time, and knows it.

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.