Hi, Everybody! I Have Received Several Messages That Mine Animatic (Voltron) Was Blocked In Several Countries(

MORE HEADCANONS!!! please?

You guys are lucky I have like, a mega list of these lol.

Lance sleeps like a corpse.

It was something he sort of trained himself to do, mostly because the first time he tried using a face mask at night it got everywhere and his mother nearly skinned him alive

so yeah, he’s a log, and will tend to stay in one place on the bed from dusk to dawn

Keith on the other hand, tosses and turns like the rugrat he is

He’ll wake up with his sheets halfway off the bed and his pillows thrown across the room wondering why he has a huge kink in his neck.

oh yeah, because he slept with it hanging over the edge of the bed (-_-)

Needless to say their first night sleeping in the same bed starts off great, with Lance relishing in having Keith curl up into his side like a little koala, and they both fall asleep fairly easily

but then Keith happens.

Lance wakes up in the middle of the night wondering groggily why Keith’s fucking foot is on the pillow and where the hell is his other half?!

And, Oh there it is. On the floor. 

Like seriously Keith how is that even comfortable you human slinky.

so Lance hoists him back up, shifts so that Keith is on the inside of the bed facing the wall, and wraps his limbs around the boy to keep him secure

It works, for the most part, but Lance wakes up the next morning without any feeling whatsoever in his arms and legs

he doesn’t mind too much though, because goddamn Keith is really cute in the morning

Plus Keith feels super bad about waking Lance up and sort of..coddles Lance all day afterwards.

so yeah, Lance doesn’t mind at all.

Keith is really good a naming smells

Like…scary good

The team will be walking around on some weird ass planet and Keith will just, without batting an eye, drop a line like:

the air smells like wet cotton candy mixed with spit.

And the others can’t even be mad because what the fuck it actually does?! 

It’s like his superpower or something, and there has yet to be an odour Keith can’t name, or at least relate to something else

K: Lance your hair smells like pine tree sap and wet dirt

L: …is that a good thing?

K: yeah.

L: Oh! Okay then!

Shiro is actually the one that asks him to stop the most

mostly because he grew up with this shit and so many things have been ruined for him

like, one time Keith said his hair gel smelled like freshly opened packaged meat, and he’s never recovered

Keith is also hella good with kids

No one really knows why, but youngsters just flock towards him

Hunk calls him the Pied Piper of Children and it would be cute if it wasn’t so goddamn true

Every planet they visit that has kids on it immediately run up to Keith, or else hold his hand or cling to his legs.

he’s just as confused as the others because I’m not even fun! I just stand here!

Lance was super jealous at first, because I have the siblings, so I should be the one who these children worship. and I’m more experienced, why do they love Keith?!

It must be the mullet.

But after they start dating Lance just finds it adorable, and has to stifle a part of him that really wants kids of his own one day each time he sees Keith bend to pick up a young’un

The others tease him relentlessly whenever they see him watching Keith interact with babies. 

Lance you’re making the face again

L: What face?

The ‘I’m so madly in love with Keith’ face

L: I’m not!

He is.

Lance speaks Spanish around the castle

At first it was just for fun, singing lyrics and what not

but after having a reoccurring nightmare about never seeing his family again, he sort of does it now to try and keep his language alive

The other’s don’t really know why Lance has suddenly started speaking strictly in Spanish to Blue, but don’t question it

Keith does, because he’s curious, and Lance tells him the reason behind it

After that Keith makes an effort to learn some Spanish phrases that he surprises Lance 

Lance cries.

He denies it, but he did.

Keith comforted him, and there was a lot of cuddling involved.

Lance’s favourite colour, despite popular belief, is not actually blue

It’s grey

Like the colour of thunderstorms and rain

Or waves as they lap the beach when it’s overcast out

Or Keith’s eyes in certain lighting…

Not many people know this, except Hunk and Keith, simply because it’s not something he tends to share

But Keith makes a point of beginning to collect pictures of storms and oceans from Earth specialty shops whenever they visit alien malls 

Lance keeps them all pinned up by his headboard, where he’ll sit and stare at them on days when he’s feeling extra gloomy about missing Earth

And if Keith’s with him, he’ll turn off the light and just gaze into his eyes, watching as they shift from a dark indigo to a heavy grey as the shadows play with his irises

That usually doesn’t last long though, since they end up making out, both thinking god why is he so attractive! as they let their lips do the talking

Again, stopping myself here. Some of these made their way into one of my fics….

Lance: *walks into the living room to see Keith on the couch, scrolling through his phone as Red rests on his chest* hey–

Keith: *snorts* oh my gosh *shows phone to Red* looks at his face

Red: *blinks at Keith*

Keith: I know right

Lance: *tears streaming down his face* hey, babe

Keith: oh! Lance! What’s wrong??

Lance: you are the most perfect human to ever exist and I’m so glad I married you I can’t wait to spend my whole life with you you’re so precious and beautiful and pure and I’d die for you–

Keith: I haven’t showered in five days, but thanks, I love you too

drunk keith is sappy keith

keith and lance’s wedding

you bet your ass keith proposed first, and lance was pissed. he had a huge romantic gesture planned out but was totally been putting it off, and then keith beat him to the punch by just saying ‘marry me’ in the middle of kissing him after a hard mission

lance was upset about that but he wasn’t that upset because y’know… he got to be keith’s fiance

hunk teared up when lance asked him to be his best man and then he swooped his best friend up into a hug and let lance knew that he wouldn’t let him down

they weren’t able to go to earth for the wedding because there just wasn’t enough time and it broke lance’s heart that his family couldn’t be there. marco, luis, veronica, his mom, and his abuelita were missing his wedding probably thinking that he was dead

it broke keith’s too

lance: what kind of food are we gonna have? because i am not eating food goop on our special day

keith: idk, something fancy would be nice. is there pizza hut in space

they decided on a small ceremony in the lion’s bay so red and blue could be there because they helped write the vows of course

coran marries them and he couldn’t stop smiling the entire time. his boys were getting married! he had no idea what human marriage really consisted of but that was besides the point. he was so proud

keith could barely get through saying his vows. he did that thing where you’re crying and laughing at the same but he kept eye contact with lance the entire time like nobody else was in the room. the air went still everytime keith would pause although you could hear the occasional sniffle from the audience

he talked about how unbelievably irritating lance was at the garrison

about how upset lance could make him in the early voltron days

about the first time he noticed how lance’s smile really did light up the entire room

about the butterflies in his stomach the first time lance had asked him to train with him

about the first time he realized that he was in love with this boy and how he hasn’t stopped loving him every day since then 

the “reception” as an absolute blast. the whole crew had never gotten together to just have a fun time and not worry about the galra

lance: why are we slow dancing to nickelback

keith:

when everything was over and they were the last two left in the hangar, keith grabbed lance’s hand and took him into red’s cockpit

they sat down on the floor behind the chair with just their fingers overlapping for a few moments when lance took a deep breath and thanked keith

keith: what, why?

lance: for being my family, thank you

So funny story about the one with the girl in the white dress. Post about it later.

hey question why are kpop fans like that

I so badly want someone to write a fanfic where Deku has vasovagal syncope (fainting syndrome) and it’s just a compilation of everyone reacting to it and then just his closest friends (obviously including Bakugou) always catching his head or his body when he faints.

Also, lowkey I feel like Bakugou would have always known about it and would be the only one not like ???? And everyone’s like HOW DID YOU KNOW AND NOT TELL US??

*EDIT

Bakugou recording his boyfriend fainting a bunch and adding the song “Hard Knock Life” from Annie in the background-

well,

Keith: do you ever drink so much coffee, that you feel kind of dizzy, them like the world is moving in slow motion, and then like your drifting through time and temporal space, and then like you can see everything and nothing, while at the same time being lost in the void?

Lance: .... no?

Shiro: *nodding in the background*