Klance Headcanons #2: Embarrassing Things Lance Does In Public

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Funny story about this picture. So i went with my friend to a mountain place called bald rock. It was cool and got a lot of nice pictures but on the way out I was hanging off a little bridge thing for a picture of the stream. Yknow. As you do for pictures. And I saw this lady walk by in a (possibly) wedding dress and decided, this young woman looks amazing and so natural just like that so I’m gonna take a picture right now. And I did and don’t regret it at all because she looks great.

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

keith and lance teaming up to figure out what’s going on with kuron shiro and at the same time keep an eye on lotor who starts behaving progressively sketchier when his guard is down

keith’s not back with the team yet but he and lance (unbeknownst to the others) video chat every day, keeping each other up to date with the situation; lance sharing his doubts and observations on the castle and keith briefing lance on the info he’s managed to gather during his missions

lance: this is such a huge mess

keith: yeah, it is

lance: i wish i’d noticed something sooner -

keith, with the trademark soft look he reserves specifically for lance: hey. you can’t blame yourself for this, okay? you’re already doing more than enough. we’ll fix this. the two of us…we’ll figure something out. you’ll see

lance with a watery smile: thanks keith

keith also smiling: anytime sharpshooter

lance smiling fondly before he gasps remembering his new weapon: oh, so you haven’t heard?? ;)

when they finally meet in secret to find haggar’s whereabouts (like at this point they already have their doubts that she stands behind whatever’s wrong with shiro) their reunion is teary and tender and they don’t want to break away from their hug for a long while 

they share red.

since they keep their plans and meetings a secret from everyone so as not to raise suspicions they don’t exactly have a lot of leisure time, but keith’s been excited to see lance’s sword since he mentioned it and he insists they practice together a little. 

lance, to keith’s surprise, is sort of shy and reserved at first but it’s obvious he’s been practicing and for a beginner his skills are really impressive 

they get together amidst missions and late night calls and everything comes to a head with a close call involving shiro’s clone and lotor’s inevitable betrayal

hunk, once the battle is over: there’s just one thing i don’t get though. how did keith just know that we’d need backup and - 

keith running into lance’s arms the second his lion’s mouth opens: lance! are you alright?  

lance hugging him back equally tightly and only pulling back to press a lingering kiss to keith’s forehead: yeah.. i am now.

hunk: ah. nevermind.

Klance 15, and 8 for the ship question thingy

8. Who steals the other’s clothes more often?- Lance loves to steal Keith’s stuff -when Keith is w the Blade/off to college (depending on the universe ur in lmao) he keeps his jacket -lance sleeps w it at night oops -Keith steals lance’s sweatpants bc they’re big and comfy on him-Keith cries when lance wears his hoodies-lance instantly nuts when Keith wears his shirts (and only his oversized shirt) in the morning

15. Who sits in the other’s lap? -Keith!!! Keith is a little smaller than lance and he just,, enjoys lance putting his arms around him?? bc lance is so strong?? and so good??-lance tried to sit on Keith’s lap and Keith pushed him off bc the weight is uncomfortable -Keith’s weight grounds lance when he’s a little too all over the place -Keith isn’t even embarrassed he just randomly does it in the middle of shit like they’ll be having a debriefing and Keith will walk in the room after showering and plonk onto lance’s lapor when they’re visiting planets and they’re having a break, Keith and lance will be in their room and lance will be reading up on the culture while Keith snoozes in his lap or reads along with him -they’re rlly cute oops

keith and lance’s wedding

you bet your ass keith proposed first, and lance was pissed. he had a huge romantic gesture planned out but was totally been putting it off, and then keith beat him to the punch by just saying ‘marry me’ in the middle of kissing him after a hard mission

lance was upset about that but he wasn’t that upset because y’know… he got to be keith’s fiance

hunk teared up when lance asked him to be his best man and then he swooped his best friend up into a hug and let lance knew that he wouldn’t let him down

they weren’t able to go to earth for the wedding because there just wasn’t enough time and it broke lance’s heart that his family couldn’t be there. marco, luis, veronica, his mom, and his abuelita were missing his wedding probably thinking that he was dead

it broke keith’s too

lance: what kind of food are we gonna have? because i am not eating food goop on our special day

keith: idk, something fancy would be nice. is there pizza hut in space

they decided on a small ceremony in the lion’s bay so red and blue could be there because they helped write the vows of course

coran marries them and he couldn’t stop smiling the entire time. his boys were getting married! he had no idea what human marriage really consisted of but that was besides the point. he was so proud

keith could barely get through saying his vows. he did that thing where you’re crying and laughing at the same but he kept eye contact with lance the entire time like nobody else was in the room. the air went still everytime keith would pause although you could hear the occasional sniffle from the audience

he talked about how unbelievably irritating lance was at the garrison

about how upset lance could make him in the early voltron days

about the first time he noticed how lance’s smile really did light up the entire room

about the butterflies in his stomach the first time lance had asked him to train with him

about the first time he realized that he was in love with this boy and how he hasn’t stopped loving him every day since then 

the “reception” as an absolute blast. the whole crew had never gotten together to just have a fun time and not worry about the galra

lance: why are we slow dancing to nickelback

keith:

when everything was over and they were the last two left in the hangar, keith grabbed lance’s hand and took him into red’s cockpit

they sat down on the floor behind the chair with just their fingers overlapping for a few moments when lance took a deep breath and thanked keith

keith: what, why?

lance: for being my family, thank you

klance goes to prom

-lance promposes to keith by asking an elaborate scavenger hunt involving all of their friends and secret letters with clues

at first keith is kind of complacent but then he gets into it 

keith: HI YES, “THE GREEN ONE”? ITS YOU PIDGE. IT IS YOU. I KNEW IT.

 pidge: yeah alright just take the card 

“here ye, here ye/love of mine/ take this card/ and think malign/ his hair his white /just like his culture/ go get this card/ from this coy vulture” 

keith: ITSDFJFCUKING LOTOR SDJFDF BYE 

-lance pulls out all the stops even though keith explicitly says not to 

lance: you don’t even want a corsage? 

keith: no lance, you don’t have to do that 

lance: [gets him a huge bouquet of lilies] 

keith: 

lance: what? 

lance: YOU SAID NO CORSAGE

-lance picks keith up in a limo (keith is mad) but his annoyance turns into a blush when lance starts screaming when he sees him walk out of his house 

lance: HOT DAMN HOT DAMN WOOOOOOOOO WOOOO THAT IS MY BOY, THAT IS MY MANS! 

keith: lance, stop

lance: YOU DIDNT HAVE TO LOOK SO CUTE THOUGH? 

-lance wears a red shirt and keith wears a blue one under fitting black sport coats, both of them have purple flowers pinned to their pockets 

-shiro starts crying when he’s taking their picture 

keith: shiro 

shiro: iM SORRY 

keith: just take the photo

shiro: IDONT KNOW HOW

-they show up ten minutes late because shiro literally can’t work an iphone 

-coran is a chaperone 

coran: lance! are you wearing gold eyeliner?

lance: congratulations coran you noticed before my boyfriend

keith: i didn’t even know eyeliner came in gold

-they literally cant take serious prom photos because they start snickering every time which turns into a fit of laughter because they’re 5 years old

the photographer, kolivan, is not impressed

keith: this one looks okay….

lance: your head is buried in my shoulder

keith:….its cute 

lance: i cant see your face. that literally could be anyone 

-the theme is space (because what are we, animals?), allura runs the prom-planning committee with her girlfriend nyma 

nyma: can we make a banner or that says “this is a gays event only”

allura: 

allura: no 

nyma: you thought about it for a second there

-they decorate the entire ceiling with little glowing stars and when keith and lance go out onto the dancefloor, lance looks up and notices. 

he gasps and keith looks at him, following his vision and then drawing it back down to his face so he can lose himself in the wonder of lance’s eyes and the softness of his expression 

lance, looking down: what?

keith: nothing 

lance: okay

keith: you’re just so beautiful 

lance: [grabs his face and kisses him hard]

-they are crowned prom kings even though they didn’t sign up

allura: i might have nominated you 

lance: well that’s just unfair because no one else could ever win against us 

and they couldn’t 

(acxa and ezor pretend not to be mad)

-lotor offers them his flask and keith hits it out of his hand 

keith: nice try satan, i want to remember this night forfuckingever

-they play “the time of my life” and lance gets up on the stage and does an entire lip-syncing performance 

keith: thats my boyfriend

hunk: are you surprised 

(acxa: are you sure he’s not drunk?) 

-when it ends, they’re too tired to go to an after party but not tired enough to go home, so allura, nyma, shay, and hunk all pile into keith and lance’s limo and they tell their driver, slav, to pick up pidge and shiro 

nyma: get in losers we’re getting ice cream 

-they go to dairy queen and strut in like fucking models, ordering one of those huge ice cream pizzas 

pidge: i feel underdressed 

shiro: im just happy you kids invited me out with you! 

keith: you’re 26 stop talking like you’re 90 

-they drop everyone off and when it’s just keith and lance, keith falls asleep on lance’s shoulder in the limo 

lance takes off his crown and kisses his hair, whispering “i love you” 

keith wraps his arms around lance’s waist and kisses his chest, snuggling into it

hello everyone this weeks schedule is abt to shift into maximum loving hunk overdrive, thank you