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There is no argument, this scene is the best thing that infinity war has given us

I so badly want someone to write a fanfic where Deku has vasovagal syncope (fainting syndrome) and it’s just a compilation of everyone reacting to it and then just his closest friends (obviously including Bakugou) always catching his head or his body when he faints.

Also, lowkey I feel like Bakugou would have always known about it and would be the only one not like ???? And everyone’s like HOW DID YOU KNOW AND NOT TELL US??

*EDIT

Bakugou recording his boyfriend fainting a bunch and adding the song “Hard Knock Life” from Annie in the background-

klance goes to prom

-lance promposes to keith by asking an elaborate scavenger hunt involving all of their friends and secret letters with clues

at first keith is kind of complacent but then he gets into it 

keith: HI YES, “THE GREEN ONE”? ITS YOU PIDGE. IT IS YOU. I KNEW IT.

 pidge: yeah alright just take the card 

“here ye, here ye/love of mine/ take this card/ and think malign/ his hair his white /just like his culture/ go get this card/ from this coy vulture” 

keith: ITSDFJFCUKING LOTOR SDJFDF BYE 

-lance pulls out all the stops even though keith explicitly says not to 

lance: you don’t even want a corsage? 

keith: no lance, you don’t have to do that 

lance: [gets him a huge bouquet of lilies] 

keith: 

lance: what? 

lance: YOU SAID NO CORSAGE

-lance picks keith up in a limo (keith is mad) but his annoyance turns into a blush when lance starts screaming when he sees him walk out of his house 

lance: HOT DAMN HOT DAMN WOOOOOOOOO WOOOO THAT IS MY BOY, THAT IS MY MANS! 

keith: lance, stop

lance: YOU DIDNT HAVE TO LOOK SO CUTE THOUGH? 

-lance wears a red shirt and keith wears a blue one under fitting black sport coats, both of them have purple flowers pinned to their pockets 

-shiro starts crying when he’s taking their picture 

keith: shiro 

shiro: iM SORRY 

keith: just take the photo

shiro: IDONT KNOW HOW

-they show up ten minutes late because shiro literally can’t work an iphone 

-coran is a chaperone 

coran: lance! are you wearing gold eyeliner?

lance: congratulations coran you noticed before my boyfriend

keith: i didn’t even know eyeliner came in gold

-they literally cant take serious prom photos because they start snickering every time which turns into a fit of laughter because they’re 5 years old

the photographer, kolivan, is not impressed

keith: this one looks okay….

lance: your head is buried in my shoulder

keith:….its cute 

lance: i cant see your face. that literally could be anyone 

-the theme is space (because what are we, animals?), allura runs the prom-planning committee with her girlfriend nyma 

nyma: can we make a banner or that says “this is a gays event only”

allura: 

allura: no 

nyma: you thought about it for a second there

-they decorate the entire ceiling with little glowing stars and when keith and lance go out onto the dancefloor, lance looks up and notices. 

he gasps and keith looks at him, following his vision and then drawing it back down to his face so he can lose himself in the wonder of lance’s eyes and the softness of his expression 

lance, looking down: what?

keith: nothing 

lance: okay

keith: you’re just so beautiful 

lance: [grabs his face and kisses him hard]

-they are crowned prom kings even though they didn’t sign up

allura: i might have nominated you 

lance: well that’s just unfair because no one else could ever win against us 

and they couldn’t 

(acxa and ezor pretend not to be mad)

-lotor offers them his flask and keith hits it out of his hand 

keith: nice try satan, i want to remember this night forfuckingever

-they play “the time of my life” and lance gets up on the stage and does an entire lip-syncing performance 

keith: thats my boyfriend

hunk: are you surprised 

(acxa: are you sure he’s not drunk?) 

-when it ends, they’re too tired to go to an after party but not tired enough to go home, so allura, nyma, shay, and hunk all pile into keith and lance’s limo and they tell their driver, slav, to pick up pidge and shiro 

nyma: get in losers we’re getting ice cream 

-they go to dairy queen and strut in like fucking models, ordering one of those huge ice cream pizzas 

pidge: i feel underdressed 

shiro: im just happy you kids invited me out with you! 

keith: you’re 26 stop talking like you’re 90 

-they drop everyone off and when it’s just keith and lance, keith falls asleep on lance’s shoulder in the limo 

lance takes off his crown and kisses his hair, whispering “i love you” 

keith wraps his arms around lance’s waist and kisses his chest, snuggling into it

Season 1 episode 4: "Fall of the castle of lions" Season 6 episode 7: The actual fall of the castle of Lions

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

New shiro body + Old Shiro soul

Keith and Shiro were fighting on the shiro farm, which means there were plenty of other shiros. Like I know Keith had sentimental attachment to the shiro he was fight but like, he could have killed/forced clone shiro off the farm building thingy and just gotten a new shiro clone to put actual shiros soul back into.

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

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