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drunk keith is sappy keith

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Klance headcanons cause I’m lonely af

Those two love the more kinda simple dates. Like movie theatre dates, then going out for dinner, and just walking around while they hold hands.

Lance has this scarf he stole from Keith and he wears it all the time

Keith: “babe, why do you have to wear that scarf? It seriously doesn’t even go with the outfit your wearing.” Lance: “so what? Let me wear it.” As he sticks his tongue out at him

Keith also got them each kind of matching rings that they wear every single day cause 1. YOI and 2. Cause he thought it was nice

He also got them these two little matching magnets because “even if they ever broke up or if they were far apart, they’d always be able to find each other”

Keith thought it was kinda cheesy but lance is a slut for cheesy stuff

While Keith gets the deep gifts, lance gets Keith stuff like a rainbow knife or a Deadpool key chain cause Keith loves Deadpool

They also compare themselves a lot to other characters they ship

Keith is Deadpool while Lance is Spider-Man. Keith is Yuri while Lance is Victor. Etc.

Lance is a huge hugger but Keith’s kinda the jealous type

Lance: *hugging hunk* Keith: *clearly mad, next to pidge* I’m telling you! He loves everyone except for me

Oh! Keith also loves going to visit Lance’s family even though they kinda do scare him a little bit.

He just isn’t used to having that many people around him, but he loves the energy and hearing lance speak Spanish to his family even if he has no idea what they’re saying

They kind of mess around with Keith a lot and target him. Lance’s sister: “Keith! Okay so if you want to say ‘I’m hungry’ you say ‘Ay papito dámelo’” and Keith of course tries saying it

Lance and everyone laugh at him while Keith is confused and lance tells him it means “daddy give it to me”

Keith blushes really hard but Lance thinks it’s adorable and Keith knows he’s loved in the household. They just like to have their harmless fun

Keith also loves taking care of Lance’s nieces and nephews.

He’ll gladly shower then or feed them whenever it’s needed because there’s always so much going around when they visit Lance’s family

Honestly, it makes him think about how he’d love to have children with Lance someday

Lance has thought about it too while he saw Keith singing his niece to sleep

Voltron Episodes I Need

- Body swap

- Musical

- One where the paladins figure out that Shiro is not the Real Shiro

- Keith’s family tree explained

- Actually, all of their families need to be talked about

- Space mall part 2

- more badass Allura

- More Coran Coran the Gorgeous Man

- More Shay(what happened to Shay?)

- Someone making a “Shiro is a six year old” joke

- Keith with a ponytail

- or Keith with a haircut

- but he has to cut his hair in a Mulan style badass montage with a sword

- The Return of Rover

- more paladin bonding time

- One where The Real Shiro returns

And finally:

- ONE WHERE KLANCE BECOMES CANON

Feel free to add more

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

I liked this a lot.

can i get uhhhhh secret relationship hc.... ty you're a star

they officially start dating after an argument 

lance: “what’s your problem man??” keith: “my problem!?!?”

lance: ”yeah!!!!” keith: “my problem is that i can’t even look at you without this weird fluttery feeling in my stomach, my face warms up, my knees go weak, and i want to be close to you, i wanna protect you, i wanna- i wanna kiss you and-” lance passing out:

lance: “we gotta keep it a secret from the team” keith sitting in his lap, unable to stop smiling: “ok” lance: “we should *kiss* try and *kiss* throw them off” keith grinning sappily: 

shiro: “oh hey guys wh……why are you in his lap” keith pretending to throttle lance: “WE’RE FIGHTING” lance screaming: “KILL ME! KILL ME YOU COWARD!!!!!”

shiro: T____T 

allura behind the door: “lance?? i need to come in” lance: “ummmm just a minute!”

allura opening the door while lance pushes keith off the side of the bed with a crash and a yelp:

allura: “pidge said she’s been hearing noises” lance: “i don’t- what’s a pidge” 

they keep up a game of the longest they can kiss in public without being caught 

hunk with his head in yellow’s machinery: “can someone pass me a spanner” lance fumbling for the tools with one hand while keith kisses him fiercely: 

shiro walking ahead: “nice work today team” lance pushing keith against the wall and muffling his giggle with rapid-fire kisses: 

they pretend to drop their forks at the table so they can bend down and kiss

hunk: “hey. isn’t that alien girl hot?” lance: “i suppose. i guess. maybe. to some” 

hunk: “go ask her out” keith bristling:

lance: “or i could ask her why misogyny and poor scientific technique prevented the remains of amelia earheart being found for almost 80 years at great personal cost to society and the people who cared for her”

keith lying on the couch: “hey” lance: “what’s up??” keith playing with lance’s hoodie-strings: “i’m not good with words but- i really like you. like really really” lance kissing his nose, eyes softening: “you’re my whole universe keith” 

coran poking his head over the couch while they scream: “oh??? are we quiznakking????”

allura cornering keith in the hallway: “why have i seen you coming out of lance’s room at 6am?” keith: “i- why are you up at 6am” allura: “it is fairly common knowledge on this forsaken ship that i wake up at 5am to dance to my german pop choreography” 

pidge: “hey did i just see you put your arm around keith’s waist or do i need new glasses” lance: “you can’t grow or see it seems”

shiro: “what’s that bruise on your neck?? you ok?” keith smiling: “it’s nothing” shiro, glassy-eyed fish stare as it all clicks into place: 

allura: “why didn’t you guys tell us?!” shiro: “you didn’t have to keep it a secret!!!!” pidge: “can someone please make them stop eating each other’s faces right on the dining table”

hunk, popping gum in the background: “a secret? tch. hunky hunk realised on the very first day” pidge: “that’s unfair” hunk: “take a fuckin sip babes”

Look at how precious my son isssss

I never knew we needed the space wOLF ahhh

keith and lance teaming up to figure out what’s going on with kuron shiro and at the same time keep an eye on lotor who starts behaving progressively sketchier when his guard is down

keith’s not back with the team yet but he and lance (unbeknownst to the others) video chat every day, keeping each other up to date with the situation; lance sharing his doubts and observations on the castle and keith briefing lance on the info he’s managed to gather during his missions

lance: this is such a huge mess

keith: yeah, it is

lance: i wish i’d noticed something sooner -

keith, with the trademark soft look he reserves specifically for lance: hey. you can’t blame yourself for this, okay? you’re already doing more than enough. we’ll fix this. the two of us…we’ll figure something out. you’ll see

lance with a watery smile: thanks keith

keith also smiling: anytime sharpshooter

lance smiling fondly before he gasps remembering his new weapon: oh, so you haven’t heard?? ;)

when they finally meet in secret to find haggar’s whereabouts (like at this point they already have their doubts that she stands behind whatever’s wrong with shiro) their reunion is teary and tender and they don’t want to break away from their hug for a long while 

they share red.

since they keep their plans and meetings a secret from everyone so as not to raise suspicions they don’t exactly have a lot of leisure time, but keith’s been excited to see lance’s sword since he mentioned it and he insists they practice together a little. 

lance, to keith’s surprise, is sort of shy and reserved at first but it’s obvious he’s been practicing and for a beginner his skills are really impressive 

they get together amidst missions and late night calls and everything comes to a head with a close call involving shiro’s clone and lotor’s inevitable betrayal

hunk, once the battle is over: there’s just one thing i don’t get though. how did keith just know that we’d need backup and - 

keith running into lance’s arms the second his lion’s mouth opens: lance! are you alright?  

lance hugging him back equally tightly and only pulling back to press a lingering kiss to keith’s forehead: yeah.. i am now.

hunk: ah. nevermind.