I Keep Using My Girlfriend With Unusual Work Hours To Get Out Of Coworker Interactions And Happy Hours

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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