Breakfastsituation - Distant Screaming

Agent PPPPP

you can pry alt Jon from my cold dead hands. along with tiny Jon and long-haired Jon.

Bold of you to assume I haven’t already have run out of ideas

this is a blessing bat and you don’t have to do anything for it to work. once u see it you are blessed forever.

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

Hmmm yes horrors beyond mortal comprehension my favourite podcast genre

Moth man +Velociraptor =. Mothraptor

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