Cut Open A Package Of Bacon While Making Food Tonight, And Then Paused To Take A Pic Because I Realized

I love the difference in antagonists between the seasons like you must face The King in Yellow, all powerful, all knowing, ruthless God of chaos and manipulation, bringer of madness and doom

oh yeah and Wallace Larson and his shadow money Gucci gang

Satan needs some love

adding spaces is better

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you can pry alt Jon from my cold dead hands. along with tiny Jon and long-haired Jon.

The smooth-billed ani (Crotophaga ani) is a large near passerine bird in the cuckoo family. It is a resident breeding species from southern Florida, the Bahamas, the Caribbean, parts of Central America, south to western Ecuador, Brazil, and northern Argentina. This species is called “el pijul” in Venezuelan folklore. 

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Revenge the meatloaf

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf