Thinking About Her Sweetly Kissing The Tip Of My Strap

teaching him the consequences of his actions (kissing him for being so cute)

anyway wanna come over and spank my cunt sorry i mean spank my cunt omg how embarrassing i meant to say spank my cunt hahah sorry this is so weird let me try again. do you want to come over and spank my c—

Squirrel having time of its life

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Then we made and ate a lovely dinner and watched Doctor Who together 🥺 when I tell you I adore them ❤️

My love edged me and then spent time with me, comforting me and braiding my hair, and it was so sweet 🥺❤️

Thinking about roughly dragging you into position on the bed like cattle, with no sexual undertones, just movement. You need to be here now, and I’m going to move you because animals like you are too dumb to move themselves. Like herding fucking sheep, I swear. Pushing your head down by the back of the neck, fingers pressed behind your ears. Shoving your mouth into the mattress and telling you to go graze while I take care of myself in your hole.

Orgasms help with pain, the serotonin released masks it for a good while :) So basically, you have a medical reason to stay in bed and masterbate all day ;)

"No trust me my doctor said it's actually really beneficial to lay in bed and smoke and rub my pussy all day it's uhhh science"

“apologize for making me do this to you” ꩜_꩜

sorry I liked your post a second after you posted it I don’t have a life

Look if you want to fuck me you have to tell me cause I am physically unable to take a hint