Lucas : Candlelit Baths Are So Good Because They Involve All The Earth’s Elements.

Jisung: is pink panther a lion?

Chenle: say that again, but slower.

Jisung: I don’t get it??

Chenle: he’s a pink PANTHER.

Jisung: okay??? But is he a lion?

Chenle: Jisung, pal, he’s a panther.

Jisung: is that a kind of lion

Chenle: no it’s a fucking panther

Jisung: I just googled it. They aren’t pink.

Chenle: AND LIONS ARE?!?!

I— what 👁👄👁

WAIT FOR ME

me, minding my own damn business: 😴

me, learning that super m apparently filmed a new music video and we’re heading off to jop again:

Tag yourself I’m a mixture of Ten, Xiaojun and Sungchan

(all nct/or any unit hehe) u know this trend where ppl write abt who the members were written by? i want YOU to do this in your own version🤠🤠 take ur time btw!

I mean...they are all written by me but I think I am aware of what you are asking...

Taeil - written by a BuzzFeed content creator under threat of death.

Johnny - was written by Louis L'Amour after a three day bender in the middle of the Mojave Desert.

Taeyong - was written by a woman. But a woman post-divorce while she's trying to find herself again and needs an outlet for all of her hopes and dreams. Also she has an embarrassingly large collection of cat ears.

Yuta - written by an unhinged fangirl at 3:00am after binge watching Teen Wolf

Kun - was written by a STEM student after exam period is over and they still can't get their sleep schedule back on track

Doyoung - written by Jane Austen, but Jane Austen if she were alive today and watched a lot of true crime videos on YouTube.

Ten - was written by three cats in a trench coat, which is still not enough cats to fill out a trench coat and make it a believable human size

Jaehyun - was written by a sad Victorian child on his deathbed. The tuberculosis has finally taken him from us.

Winwin - was written by Stephen King

Jungwoo - was written about by the ancient civilisations he visited in his youth.

Lucas - was just written by someone very in love with life and completely ignorant of the existence of calculus

Mark - written by someone who was under immense deadline pressure and just needed someone to fill the standard love interest slot in their friends to lovers romance

Xiaojun - written by himself because that's the only way he'll be the main character.

Hendery - was written anonymously because no one wants to take the blame (credit?) for that.

Renjun - was written by an freelance content writer who refuses to take any criticism on anything because they are always correct.

Jeno - was written by a dog at the end of its rope

Haechan - was written by a man in a bar who sits in the corner with a whiskey and a laptop and tries his best to look mysterious but you can see the reflection of the Minecraft videos in the lenses of his glasses

Jaemin - was written by someone after falling into a k-hole in SoHo in the mid-90s

Yangyang - was written by a YouTuber who somehow got a book deal despite not being able to differentiate between there, their, and they're.

Shotaro - written by Nobel Literature prize winner Kazuo Ishiguro

Sungchan - was written by a nervous deer in an alternate universe where deer have thumbs

Chenle - was written entirely in wingdings by a drunk toddler

Jisung - was written by Chenle and edited out by himself

Mark, peeling a banana: may I take your jacket sir? Hahaha

Haechan: do you think other people can’t hear you?

This is so pretty what. It’s like if Valentine’s Day was a bird

i am delighted to inform you of the existence of the Rosefinch, which is a real actual bird that exists!

Really random but Baekhyun’s new album SLAPS

Jaehyun, drunk : who are you?

Johnny, wearing a fake mustache : my name’s bernard

Mark, very sober : let’s get lit bernard

This is why NCT’s concept is to have infinite members. In an alternate universe they’re just all Kun and the many lives he lives.

BBQ bar singer Kun, WayV’s leader and the dreamies’ father Kun, the Kun with a bachelor’s degree, Kun-ge, pilot Kun, the lists of Kuns go on

Jeno : *letting Jaemin win at arm wrestling* aw, darn it, you won!

Haechan : *slamming down Mark’s hand full force* DO YOU SEE NOW, MARK, WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH A WARRIOR

There’s no escape from wolf. You just can’t run from the chogiwa. It will never die. It knows where you are and it will find you

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