I’m CACKLING, Thank You

Ranking NCT members by brain cells

The Legal Keeper of the brain cells (however, this does not mean they use them): Taeyong

Had a whole bunch but is losing them at rapid speeds: Kun

Has several hundred brain cells, all dead: Doyoung

Has exactly 69 dead brain cells and 1 functioning one and intends to keep it that way: Ten

Has brain cells but doesn’t use them: Johnny, Jaehyun, Sungchan

Three functioning brain cells: Taeil, Yuta, WinWin, Jeno, Shotaro

Has one (1) brain cell and holds it dearly: Xiaojun

Has one (1) brain cell and is bound to lose it any day now: Jungwoo, Renjun, Jaemin

Share a brain cell: Chenle/Jisung

Had a brain cell once but it was a watermelon so he ate it: Mark

No brain cells whatsoever: Lucas, Haechan, YangYang

Their brain cells ran off in fear and never came back: Hendery

Random inspiration is a blessing and a curse

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WayV’s New Album is ✨✨✨

Now for a small (?) thought dump

I’ve chosen this one as my favorite song from Kick Back. It’s

I was also pleasantly surprised to have an only-vocal-line song in this comeback! Horizon is a masterpiece. The same thing happened with Face To Face in Take Over The Moon, and then Only Human by the rap line in Awaken The World.... so should we be expecting a rap line song in the album that follows this?

Xiaojun got some nice high notes (which he deserved), and Ten keeps improving with every song he’s in. He’s clearly more known as a dancer (as he should be. 10/10 dancing skills) than a vocalist but he’s part of the vocal line and please his voice is so beautiful (his notes towards the beginning of Action Figure were *chefs kiss*)

Action Figure and Good Time are BOPS, and of course All For Love is such a vibey masterpiece. The song Kick Back is NOT leaving my head.

*happy crying* it may be for just the teaser but look at that. WinWin getting the recognition he deserves, SM Ent’s getting better I see :,). Actually WinWin’s on so many thumbnails for WayV’s MVs and it makes me so glad to see.

I’m also so happy WayV as a whole are getting more recognition after NCT 2020 happened! They’ve always been the “underrated subunit”

To conclude, great job to WayV! The whole album slaps

Mark’s latest instagram story update has me on the floor. Look at Mucore gifting him watermelons. Mark the Melon Man. 🍉

i’d say maybe he stepped on a lego but that would’ve killed me too

ok that has been enough historical events for at least the rest of the decade me thinks

a very pleasant visit to hell with our tour guide lee taeyong 😈

The true three necessities of life honestly—

everyone’s always like “well you gotta stock up on your food and water and cleaning supplies! they’re basic necessities for human survival.” bitch. just give me a cat, facebook memes and a girlfriend and watch me out fucking live you.

NCTzen struggle tweets are fucking beautiful

each one gets better and better i can’t do this anymore

NCTzen-made memes are a different breed of chaos (part 1/?)

This has the same energy as when he was trying to flirt with the eyebrow on that 127 glamour video

If someone sends this to me I’ll marry them on the spot

Oh man I can’t wait for Mark Bee’s debut in NCT B

Damn don’t you just hate it when he does that

Get tf out of my pringles can

You can’t fool me Renjun, it’s you I’m afraid of not Jisung

I— don’t do drugs kids

Not @ how this is 100% something Mark would say and I heard this in his voice

AnD wHaT aBOuT iT

But can your kpop group’s lightstick tenderize meat??