[ID: A Digital Illustration Of Orym From Critical Role. He Is Shirtless, Stretching His Left Arm Across

#FUCK YES

I AM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, “over” honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.

finally...i think i actually like my ashton design...

#tag yourself I'm anguished sex

i bullied @ionomycin into doing an art trade with me, in which they drew my Essek design and i drew theirs. i was beyond ecstatic to draw io's Essek, his white eyes and white freckles and big cute ears and floppy sleeves have bewitched me. we also align on our white nails!Essek opinions, which is a delight. and the medieval scandinavian vibes are irresistible okay.

i tried my best to do him justice in my art, but you should definitely look at the way io draws their Essek! and please check out io's part of the trade or i will break into your house at night and rearrange all of your furniture

I still regularly listen to all of these but breaking benjamin is probably my favorite

I’ll be your champion.

hope u like it i worked so hard to make him as pathetic as possible

[ID: A digital illustration of Ashton Greymoore from Critical Role. They are sat with one leg pulled up to lean their elbow on and resting their face against their hand. They're looking off to the right with a grumpy expression. He's also shirtless and has gold top surgery scars on his chest. End description.]

Even if your love was unconditional

It still wouldn't be enough to save me

Whoops™️

a naked sword is hanging

above the sinner's neck

they will never enjoy a feast again