Life Has Been Hard And Busy But The Wizards Are Still Soft And Sleeping Soundly In My Noggin

i DESPERATELY need to know what the FUCK is long essek™

snork mimimi...i miss them

Quick Fjordy sketch

idk what th original of this format is but , its based on an ace attorney? version i saw and its just rly so them fr to me.

[ID: a coloured digital drawing of Yasha, Caduceus and Caleb from Critical Role from the shoulder-up. it says "3 autism reactions to: make eye contact when you speak" above them. yasha is labelled "death stare" and is staring ahead with an intimidating expression. caduceus is labelled "didn't listen (forgor)" and is looking to the side with a spiral above his head. caleb is labelled with a frightened emoticon and is staring ahead nervously and sweating. they are all wearing variations on their original canon outfits. end ID.]

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

sometimes i take a look at your guys's favorite dripping wet repressed middle aged blorbos and honestly? i think the right foster cat could fix them

"It's not good-bye... see you later, that's all."

sharing your spellbook with your dearest friend; prime wizard bonding activity

imagine you are the director of the magic cia and you betrayed your home country because they denied your grad thesis and you thought everything was chill but then a group of people in bdsm gear burst into the room holding the god that you stole and you now have to babysit them and watch while they ruin the house your family gave them and you are also in a honeypot4honeypot situationship with their resident ginger and you teach him forbidden magics because he has nice eyes and you keep having to ferry them to fight dragons or some shit and they keep fucking inviting you to dinner so you go to dinner and they trap you, the traitor they’re looking for, in a truth spell and instead of asking any damning question they want to know which of them you find the hottest and what your moms name is and then they disappear for like two months and then you’re in disguise at the negotiation which undermines your past decades work and they fucking show up and they find out about your crimes so they paralyze you and drag you to their ship and instead of killing you the ginger kisses you on the forehead and they tell you that you’re family now and then they disappear for a long fucking time so you leave and go chill in the north and then they show up chased by a purple man with horns and a dead member of the fucking cerberus assembly and then they fucking dip and when you come back they take you to a flesh city to fight the purple man but they get really sad when they murder him so they revive him? and also you find evidence that the god that you stole is not a god and is some kind of hyper advanced magic computer maybe and then you just sort of fucking go home? and chill in a garden? every day essek thelyss wakes up.

[ID: A digital illustration of Orym from Critical Role. He is sat on the ground, holding his sending stone in his right hand and resting his head on his left hand. His expression is tired and distressed, looking down at the sending stone saying “Dorian?”. End description.]

Feeling a little less hopeful these days